The True Messed Up Story of Pocahontas

The True Messed Up Story of Pocahontas

Animated Adam paints with all the colors of the truth to illustrate the real story of Pocahontas. Watch all-new episodes of Adam Ruins Everything Presents: ReAnimated History on truTV!

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83 Responses

  1. Paper Boat says:

    Adam looks cute as a raccoon.

  2. Our Founding Liars says:

    The true story eh? I assume Adam will discuss the Reptilian invasion and the reptile conversion methods the “pilgrims” attempted on the settlers. Keep asking questions. Investigate Pocahontas.

    • That Thing You See At The Corner Of Your Eye says:

      Our Founding Liars
      Oh, you mean when the Europeans put chemicals in the water that would turn the native men gay so they could kidnap their women, while the native men painted each other’s nails and gossiped?

    • Operator BG says:

      Boni4 Real no than all the water would be in the center and getting to the edge of the planet you’ d be crushed and the side will slice you in half due to the higher amount of gravity you are away from the center

    • Operator BG says:

      That Thing You See At The Corner Of Your Eye oh be real every white man was too stupid back then

    • That Thing You See At The Corner Of Your Eye says:

      Operator BG
      No they weren’t, first they turned the natives gay, then the frogs!

    • Mr.Death says:

      Our Founding Liars everyone knows that the reptilians weren’t hatched till 2308. They just time traveled forward so far they waited till the reset and hopped back in around 1877b. Get your facts straight

  3. flufflepufflover says:

    I SMELL A G-RATED CHILDRENS FILM!

  4. Dwalla says:

    Is that the looser Jerry Smith I hear?

  5. Loathsome Lockdown says:

    Every kiss begins
    with kidnap.

  6. Nour T. says:

    So, you telling me that the story of Pocahontas was popular because a guy made a sexual fanfic about his fantasies?
    Cool cool.

  7. Epip Boland says:

    They seriously failed to tell the story, even with romance in the movie.

    • Sevdrake Gavial says:

      Epip Boland Are you retarded? They obviously didn’t even want or try to tell the real story. It’s just a kids’ movie

    • ELJRO says:

      Sevdrake Gavial exactly!

    • FredrickTesla says:

      They didn’t know the real story. No one did at that time. This wasn’t some grand conspiracy. People had no reason not to believe what was the closest thing to a first hand account they could find.

  8. Fimau says:

    This confirms that Adam is a furry.

  9. Fimau says:

    *Pocahontas 3: Some strange shit.*

  10. MyBoyEcho says:

    Is that voice Jerry from Rick and Morty?

  11. Protato says:

    John Smith was the first creator of
    Fan fiction XD

  12. Veridian says:

    Smoking gunpowder? This amateur should’ve taken notes from Katie

    • TU says:

      The problem is they got that part wrong. He wasn’t smoking, he was asleep when it happened, and it was possibly an assassination attempt by his political opponents in the settlement.

  13. Tyler Boring says:

    A Brief History of European Colonization: “This place is nice. It’s ours now.”

    • Athena Blade says:

      Curiously enough, I think the reality of today is that Europeans have been more effective, totalizing, and lasting about it. That’s why we need to focus on it. We don’t really need to talk about how the Aztecs formed an empire dominating satellite communities because nobody today is affected by that history of conquering. But most people are affected by European conquering.

    • Jay - Kyu says:

      Tyler Boring
      Yeah pretty much

    • Milad Chow says:

      how were the other groups in comparison? Who are you comparing them to? On top of my head, Genghis Khan’s conquest will make europeans look like children playing with toy sword. Then, the lovely Aztecs.

    • Milad Chow says:

      yes, does it mean we should blame Europeans for doing what everyone else been doing and shame them into giving blacks and native americans welfare and job oppourtunity?

    • Isaac Diakité says:

      Ninjaananas
      And did it much more.

  14. Ra says:

    Who would have thought Disney movies are not historically accurate?

    I don’t even bother to call early Disney movies racist fabrications. It was never their intention to make things historically… reasonable, for the lack of a better word.

    • Athens K. says:

      Razzytack You’re right with the misconceptions spreaded, but I think they had less to do with the image of Native Americans and more with the fact that it wasn’t shown how much Pocahontas and they really suffered. I think they kept the names just to give more interest and strength to a story about respecting other cultures and the environment, maybe without thinking much about the repercussions of that choice. But your comment helped me understand your point, thank you.

    • ULGROTHA says:

      +William Black+ Oh good, another white supremacist. So nice of you to drop in and say your piece. Now GTFO, you bullying creep.

    • William Black says:

      White supremacist? Lmao you are small minded and pitiful. I couldn’t give less of a shit what color your skin is. I’m just a strict follower of Darwinism. If you can’t cut it then you don’t deserve to live because we are only as strong as our weakest and you are holding us back. If the natives won then I would of been on their side.

    • cough pillbox says:

      MFQ Yahoo you’re right, it happens in sixth grade history class where we learn of the 60 million native Americans that were purged from America

    • emeraldquartz says:

      Ra well dug0h, but why would they make it out of that story?

  15. Jeff Peng says:

    So he just made his own sexy fan fic, people say technology changed us but we’re still the same pervs we’ve always been

    • Warren West says:

      LyricallyLoved YES, we, because you know damn well you have your own secrets and pervesions regardless of how “innocent” you act out to be

    • AB Salami says:

      Warren West
      Everyone have secrets but only few braves can admit that in public

    • murat kahraman says:

      but now we can prove others are pervert so we can shame them XD

    • Raging lion says:

      Warren West secrets perversions aren’t something you can demonize if they’re kept SECRET. What he fantasized and made into a falsified story wasn’t secret anymore after he made that creepy story up. Learn the difference I guess?

    • Raging lion says:

      Jeff Peng they never said technology made us not pervs, not that we were all pervs as a societal whole to begin. Again, you guys are mistaking perverse things that are secret with ones made public..WE aren’t all like John was, and WE never were. OTHER PERVERTS, I can’t speak on. But no, you’re wrong, WE aren’t all still perverts and never were. Ignore the fact WE weren’t even all involved in this thing that happened a bunch of years ago.

  16. Somme Tinonme says:

    This is what happens when you let Fan Fiction writers out into the world …. 50 Shades of History.

  17. Kitty Grimm says:

    I’m beginning to see why Mel Gibson took the role of John Smith in the movie.

  18. Daniel Pierce says:

    Thanks Racoon Adam, now we all know how much of a jerk John Smith was.

    • Mako says:

      Bob Reeds You obviously didnt pay attention to history class did you sweetie? I cant have a conversation with someone who has completely awful morals and you are most likely trolling. If you actually believe what you are stating i would recommend a therapist because you seem really fucked up 🙁

    • kiki wu says:

      Bob Reeds I loved how you clicked on my profile and watched one of my videos to comment that I’m a liberal like wtf it was for school not for me and also I’m not even American lol but I lived in America long enough to know that white supremacist like you are the most annoying and ignorant people

    • Brody Monisky says:

      Bob Reeds Wow, I hope you get kicked out of America. I am now ashamed of the country I am living in because you exist.

    • Sonicnova1234 Sonicnova1234 says:

      Bob, lol there is such a thing as a white supremacist. There are also black supremacists, Muslim supremacists, and the list goes on and on. He is not saying all whites are bad. Just that you are an immature supremacist.

  19. Micah Philson says:

    “I vow to… make the best of the worst possible situation.”
    “That’s the British spirit!”

    Hahahahaha, that’s almost too perfect.

  20. SupaIsaiah016 says:

    This is one of the 1.3 comments.

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