This AWFUL Pinocchio Movie is PURE CHAOS
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The cat is the best character. He’s the only one with consistency. He shows a consistent need to destroy things.
Just like a real cat.
I think my cats are broken…
He’s just like my cat
Always start blasting me with a blunderbuss
“For his neutral special , he has a gun”
The saddest thing is that the Netflix Pinocchio (which has about a billion times more effort put into it), with its brilliant stop motion animation and it’s great voice acting, being overshadowed by THIS.
@Chickengirl005 judging by the release date, they’re not. The Del Toro Pinocchio film comes out in December and the Disney film in 2022. Unless they push it back, there won’t be a problem. Then again, I bet the demake will be so shit that it’ll heavily overshadow the Del Toro film anyway.
ppl will forget about this movie in a couple weeks. Now, the real shitty thing will be if Disney deliberately releases their live action remake of Pinocchio at the same time that Del Toro’s Pinocchio on Netflix comes out, as a way to shut the film out from people’s attention
@yokai watcher true. Wait for the other 3, and then rank. ❤
3…..
This movie is an instant classic. It’s right up there with The Room and Troll 2.
And miraculous ladybug movies 🤣
Oh yeah
correct.
@mushwoom69 wasn’t paying attention bac then, sorry
@CrystallizedHxnna14 didnt saber said that in the start
It shouldn’t be called a “true story” unless Pinocchio actually hangs himself like in the original book
Jfc
He doesn’t gang himself, he is hanged by brigands. Also that’s like the midway point.
Wasn’t that ending change?
Another reason for me never to read the real versions of fairy tales
Ah classic fairy tale
And somehow Pinocchio being straight is still the biggest plot twist of this movie
@xvoidmushroom I don’t think the problem is his voice sounding stereotypically gay, but the fact that it feels like the actors are just regular ass people trying to read lines for their high school play-
@xvoidmushroom It does? Did we just watch the same video?
i love (/s) how the entire base of half of the internet hating this show is because they associated his feminine voice acting with just being gay an like. that’s the only joke made
Imagine making a Pinocchio film where his nose doesn’t grow when he lies. That’s like his defining trait other than being a puppet. It’s so ingrained in popular culture that there’s even an emoji for it 🤥.
To be fair, that was only a really small bit of the book that’s over just as soon as that’s introduced.
No no, it’s based off of a Russian version of the story where his nose doesn’t grow.
I never see people use that emoji like ever
oh my swirls 🤥
😨
My theory is that Pauly Shore wasn’t instructed to voice his lines like this. He probably knew that the production company would be unlikely to find another English-speaking celebrity willing to be in the film so he started messing around to see what he could get away with, and they were either too scared to call his bluff or just didn’t give a crap.
It would be so funny if that was true, I hope it is
As a Russian, I can admit: we are incredibly ashamed of the subpar projects that our cinema fund sponsors, while actually inspired film students have little to no chance of bringing vision of some quality cinema to the world:/
@Minh Nhut very… Very bad.
May I ask how’s the state of the Russian film industry these days? I heard by some people that it is not good, but didn’t know how bad
Russian cinema sadly has had its day.
Hey, so uh, you probably didn’t know, but this story isn’t actually based on Pinocchio. It’s based on the Russian version “Buratino” that was made when outside content wasn’t allowed in Russia, the Soviet Union, or something. The story starts making more sense when you know that, because in Buratino there WAS a blue-haired girl, a talking cat with guns, and a talking fox. The main focus of Buratino was also the gold coins, so that makes sense… Oh, and the author of Buratino had to change the stretchy nose thing, so that’s sort of redeeming. The story is more understandable when you know Buratino, maybe you should check it out. Also, I am not defending this movie, it’s just that nobody knows about this, and I think it’s important to know before criticizing the movie’s plot, thank yew.
@Diego Well, I think that because of this Buratino in Soviet version called like this, because of this translation. For soviet children it’s just a name, but still have some meaning
I want to say one thing- the blue haired girl (aka how the Blue Fairy was *actually* supposed to look like, not some random blond chick in a blue dress smh), talking fox and talking cat were present in the original italian book as well. The title “buratino” is also really funny as a native italian speaker since burattino means puppet in italian.
@Icheeva Kaigan no. It’s also not so accurate to Buratino, and they’re was no talking horse. It’s truly amalgam of Buratino (most part) and Pinocchio, and something that scriptwriters made up
Ah but is it accurate to Buratino? Is there a talking horse in that? I’m curious
Aw damn it. I was actually hoping this would be so-bad-it’s-good.
But, the trailer with it’s femboy pinocchio voice will always have a place in my heart, because the delivery of his infamous line was so horrid but so amazing.
I watched it yesterday it’s fucking hilarious