True Stories About Chimps
True Stories About Chimps
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Intro and outro song:
“Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Wow, I felt something for a second there” 💀
Two great things happened today.
Sam made a new video
And Tool made their first album in 13 years
New Tool album, Stoneforge Mystic unban, Sam O’Nella video… good stuff
Oh, I completely forgot about the new tool album! Thank you so much for reminding me!
@Leahlein x I wish I could go to one of the Knot’s shows they always look so awesome!
kef LAVÍK also just put out another album
And Homeworld 3 was announced
*Sam O’Nella:* posts video
*Me:* literally gasps with excitement and surprise
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“If you think there’s anything wrong with this picture you deserve electroconvulsive therapy” – Sam’o’nella 6:37 top top left
But what is wrong with the picture? I need an electroconclusive therapy asap
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@Minh Nguyễn I just realized it looked like a bj
I seen it but I got lost at deserve
*_big L_*
Some girl: *takes away painting*
Congo: _now it’s time to get funky_
My weird internet made the video render in 360p, which I realized is the only true way to watch a Sam O’Nella video.
nobody:
sam:
HeY kiDs IN 1907 SoMEOnE Ate a CoW.
Everybody:
Indians: WhAt ThE fUCk
Sam you should make a video about David Hahn, the guy who built a nuclear reactor in his backyard
The Radioactive Boy Scout
thanks bill clinton
i think its a shame that they didnt nurture his intelligence and interest into something more fulfilling and productive. he instead died of at the age of 39, with alcohol and drugs in his system.
That intro music is the most uplifting sound in the world
but the lack of an outro isn’t
You and I both have the same name! 😀
@KhanDaPwner the lack of intro is just part of samonella
Lucy’s story mad me so sad. It’s like flowers for algernon. I’m dead serious here. I get the opportunity for humor but it’s just sad.
I agree 100%
Except Algernon didn’t fuck vacuum cleaners
I didn’t like that book because Charlie was too retarded
I’ve been in Sam O’Nella Academy for 4 years now, when am I going to get my bachelor’s degree in random knowledge?
@Hannah Wade I started on my General Ed classes on March 2015
Never..
@Hannah Wade please th07 calm urself
legend says that once you subscribe, there is no escape.
@Valani s copy much? Jeez
Your animation game has gone apeshit. That signage of “FORK” in chimp hands deserves an award. 🏆
fonc
It’s funny how you sounded proud of falling down the stairs
1:58 “Go little fighter jet, be free while I die in an explosion”
Some of Washoe’s other “word” combinations were
Listen drink- Alka-seltzer
Hurt fruit- hot radish
Water bird- swan
White tiger- zebra
“Listen drink” is really good. Next time I have an upset tummy, I want listen drink.
@Emily Smith It’s cuz you hear the fizz
If zebras are white tigers, what are the real white tigers?
@Arcata GB Scary white tigers
One of my favorite parts of watching these videos now is finding templates from previous videos being used (like Sigmund Freud as a zookeeper)
Ah yess the old chimp bean flicking kid lover sam
My favorite part was at 2:41
“hmmph, this is MY painting done by a chimp.”
The funny thing is I would 100% want to display that painting, it would be a GREAT conversation starter!
3:15
*“Thou shalt not have din-din with chimpies”*
Lol Numbers 5:23
“And the priest shall write these curses onto the leather, and wash them off into the bitter water”
Huh?
@Burpo Stockings its actually a quite beautiful verse. Gods name was written down and then washed away and a woman acused of adultery would drink it and either die or be blessed. The only time gods name is allowed tp be treated so is in the one area of determining innocence
You are doing this video because Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey is making sucess or is this a coincidence?