Trump Claims He Would Have ‘Run’ Into The School

Trump Claims He Would Have ‘Run’ Into The School

During Monday’s meeting with governors, Donald Trump proposed one thing that might have prevented the school shooting in Florida: himself.

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85 Responses

  1. Samarth Raizada says:

    Yes, the guy who wouldn’t disclose his taxes, the guy who wouldn’t talk to Muller would run into a school being shot to hell by an armed psychopath.

  2. Palash Priyanshu Dutta says:

    Trump should get a revenue from this show. Because he is one of the important content of this show.

  3. Carl Taylor says:

    It must be terrible being Little Donny Drumpf’s last remaining brain cell – all alone in that dark, empty head with nobody to talk to. No wonder it went insane 50 years ago…

    • Edward Turner says:

      Carl Taylor There is a little voice in Pennywise Pussygroper Trumps head saying, ” I can see for miles and miles in here “.

  4. SIMKINETICS says:

    Up to this point, I thought a negative IQ was impossible.

  5. Razar Campbell says:

    You guys are lucky to have trump as your president. He never fails to entertain. Sometimes I wish our PM was as hilarious as trump, but then I remember that our nation isn’t an international joke…

    • Razar Campbell says:

      The big problem with trump as president, though, is that other nations no longer trust america. No other world leader is likely to make any kind of mutually beneficial, long lasting agreement with america for a long time to come, thanks to trump’s “Deal Making” (read: breaking) tendencies. Particularly not hot-spot nations, where such agreements might save millions of people’s lives (read: Syria/ N. Korea)…

    • WildFyreful says:

      Yeah, well, it’s a lot less entertaining to sane people when he pulls stupid shit like, y’know, not helping mass shooting victims? Or threatening nuclear war?

    • The Old Wolf of Farron says:

      You’re right about America, but the UK isn’t that far off. Your country has been in a steady decline for a long time. You may not be a laughingstock, but you have lost a lot of prestige.

    • derek watson says:

      Fair comments pm may does get criticism, but not ridicule. I dont understand how trump won, crazy election system

    • Evon Williams says:

      Razar Campbell I know right when you are having a bad day just watch him he will make you laugh

  6. NC Toys says:

    Trump’s lawyers say he’s β€œtoo busy” to talk to Mueller.

  7. Jo HexxKitten says:

    President fat arse run?

    Closest thing he does to running is sending someone to run get him a McDonald’s.

    He also ran the other direction to Vietnam… he’s a MASSIVE (literally) Liar and Coward!

  8. Me Too says:

    The guy who dodged the draft, ready to go unarmed and face an active shooter?????????

  9. confusecian says:

    Huh? I thought he ducked vietnam due to his toe…

  10. MythicTyrant says:

    Of course! I’ve been saying for YEARS that movies need a rating system! XD

  11. X Y says:

    Thank you Stephen and team for being with us this whole dam time. Just thank you very very much.

  12. Khristmas says:

    Lmfao president bone spurs isn’t going to run anywhere.

  13. Theresa Dodge says:

    He sounds like a 9 year old! The NRA will talk him out of any viable solution to make more millions while our kids keep getting killed. He blames everything but the real problem which is letting mentally ill people go out and buy more assault weapons. He talks big with ridiculous solutions. He really is a cartoon character in the flesh. God help us!

  14. Kvothe Arcane says:

    Trump was stupid a year ego but he is more stupid now. The guy is mentally sick for sure.

    • Tom Hubert says:

      bong grape “Richer and more successful than you probably ever you be still” And more in debt than we’ll ever be too. Don’t forget about the hundreds of millions he owes, the IOU’s he has floating around. The “if you let me slide this week, I’ll cut your taxes” deals he has.

      “a billionaire who won the presidency against a woman who has literally everyone and media behind her is mentally ill and stupid” Actually, yes. I mean, aside from him not being a billionaire, but yes, he is mentally ill. All that shows is how bad of a candidate Hilary was, and make no mistake, SHE is the only person he could have beaten.

      “If he is stupid, then everyone else that ran and competed should be even more so lol” To be more accurate, many of the people that voted for him are stupid. They fell for his bullshit. Fell for his “drain the swamp” song and dance and he hasn’t done anything close to that. Not even close. All he’s done is take sewage and added it to an already swampy ass pool.

      I suspect you’ll add more stupid replies as the day goes, but meh, whatever. You’re obviously an idiot. Not because you voted for him, but because you’re still too stupid to see that the shit he ran on, he is not holding up his promises. Sure, every president does it, but most of them at least come through on one or two things. He doesn’t even pretend to try.

      You elected a retarded reality show person who has not made a decision on his own in decades. When the economy collapses again, and the unemployment starts to rise, and crime starts to go up again, it’ll look just like 2008. For the rest of the world, I have to tell you, we laugh every single day. Even in “shithole” countries, they’re like “well, I’m starving, but fuck, at least I’m not american!”

    • Sterling Archer says:

      lol, bc the news is certainly not cherry picking or biased.

    • Hillary For Prison says:

      Kvothe Arcane Snowflake lol

    • Abraham Rivera says:

      Kvothe Arcane still better than Hillary πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Uriah Gillespie says:

      Nice ego pun

  15. BuyLow SellHigh says:

    *Top 10 senators receiving NRA funding:*
    $7,740,521 – Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)
    $6,986,620 – Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC)
    $4,551,146 – Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO)
    $4,418,012 – Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC)
    $3,879,064 – Sen. Cory Gardner (R-CO)
    $3,303,355 – Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)
    $3,124,273 – Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA)
    $3,061,941 – Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH)
    $2,896,732 – Sen. Todd Young (R-IN)
    $2,861,047 – Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA)

    Top 5 Representatives With the Most Contributions From the NRA
    French Hill (R, AR) – $1.09 million*
    Ken Buck (R, CO) – $800,544
    David Young (R, IA) – $707,662
    Mike Simpson, (R, ID) – $385,731
    Greg Gianforte (R, MT) – $344,630
    source: Fortune Magazine

    In the 2016 election, the NRA spent $11,438,118 to support Donald Trumpβ€”and another $19,756,346 to oppose Hillary Clinton. That’s over $31 million spent on one presidential race.
    Total NRA donations to republican senators in 2016: $5.5 million (excludes DT)
    Total NRA donations to democratic senators in 2016: $0.1 million

    These people don’t give a damn about gun rights, just gun sales.

    And for those republicans trying to blame mental health issues, why did their budget cut $665 million from the Mental Health Administration? Why did the NRA block a Social Security Administration to send records of some beneficiaries with severe mental disabilities to the FBI’s Background Check System? Again, they only care about gun sales.

    Finally, the NRA blocks the CDC from conducting any research on gun violence. What are they afraid of? They have also successfully lobbied the ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives) from owning a computer database for gun ownerships, but instead force them to work on paper. They don’t want us to know the truth: they only care about gun sales and they don’t care how many Americans die as a result.

  16. OZGlitch says:

    Seriously… Someone please let off some firecrackers near him one day while cameras are there.

  17. Wini Olivache says:

    I see the president is now doing stand up comedy.

  18. Tired of Fools says:

    Trump Run?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That Draft Dodger? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  19. MHN says:

    I really wish he would have went in that room unarmed.

  20. Kitty Jauregui-Hansen says:

    Who the fuck cares what he would have done? He makes everything about him. Even a mass shooting. Incredible.

    • Sterling Archer says:

      maybe the news should stop talking about him

    • Sterling Archer says:

      vman: name one politician who isnt a piece of shit? all people in power, are, by definition, horrible people. you have to look for a benevolent one though. you really think anyone else would be better?

    • Jerry Smith says:

      Kitty Jauregui-Hansen, correct. Good response.

    • santiagobenites says:

      +Nationalist Canuck Your command of the English language is absolutely pathetic. It’s really hard to believe that you’re actually Canadian. Besides, Kitty is 100% correct: Trump makes everything about himself, as do most people with narcissistic personalities. PLUS, she didn’t say anything at all about being ‘anti gun’, or about gun control. That’s just your silly rant, because there’s no good defense of Trumps idiotic lies.

    • Jerry Smith says:

      Kitty Jauregui-Hansen, I Like your thoughts on this issue. Go get’em Kitty.

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