Trump Has Become Every Teenager’s Fantasy Of Becoming A Billionaire

Trump Has Become Every Teenager’s Fantasy Of Becoming A Billionaire

Donald Trump is living the high life, eating McDonald’s on his plane and demanding a statue of himself in Washington. In other news, a 10-foot python bit a Thai man’s penis.

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20 Responses

  1. Roman-Is-My-Senpai says:

    “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

    Donald Trump

  2. Mihayan1 says:

    John Mulaney anyone?

  3. Michael Pierce says:

    Repeat after me Colbert writers, “President Donald Trump” the only thing
    Hillary is winning is a likely indictment, not for her emails but for her
    entire crooked organization.

  4. Kirito says:

    oh snaps

  5. Matt Musky says:

    There should be a segment with all the stupid YouTube comments both for and
    against Trump

  6. Craig Zyrgle says:

    If #FuckfaceVonClownstick invested dad’s money in the market and stayed
    home, he would actually be wealthier by now. He is a failure as a
    businessman. He builds skyscrapers out of cement instead of glass and steel
    because he is beholden to the Mafia… and now he wants to build a border
    wall out of cement. His energy policy sounds like it was written by oil
    industry lobbyists and makes him look like the Koch’s brothers cuckold.
    Go ahead and elect him, America… enjoy your fail.

  7. Snack Zyder says:

    Yeah uhm I don’t wanna be like the fat fuck trump is

  8. GamersComputer says:

    I liked the calorie, because that’s exactly right. A hamburger is about 500
    calories, fries about 445 and drink is about 210 calories

  9. smcbm says:

    Not really cool to make jokes about sex slaves…Colbert is better than

  10. NorthSoundAGF - Gaming & More says:

    Okay im a Trump supporter because im a republican and he won the nomination
    all of you who are voting Democrats are stupid comunist who shouldn’t be
    able to have rights because you are liberal’s people who just want anything
    free. Let me tell you that will ruin the economy,so stop thinking
    “everything free=world peace” that’s not how it’s supposed to work that
    goes against the while constitution!!

  11. Gamemaster Gary says:

    I can’t believe with all the money he has he’s eating Mcdonalds lol come on

  12. patrion zelouse says:

    I need to note how trump is drinking a diet coke while he has that one
    quote of never seeing a skinny person drinking a diet coke

  13. donald тrυмp says:

    ✋ boi

  14. Conners says:


  15. mikecantreed says:

    That calories joke was lazy writing. It’s the most obvious idea that anyone
    would just naturally think. Fire ur writers Colbert

  16. Jordan Jenkins says:

    Welcome to the Trump Show

  17. T'Town Tim says:

    draft dodgin donnie’s ‘friends’ don’t like you calling him names…..nansy

  18. Jack Joseph says:

    100% accurate

  19. Ronin Seeder says:

    The “social justice spring” is nothing but a gathering of childish
    ideologues and depressed sophists riding on the political coattails of
    elitists in return for “goodies.” Its become a trend as of late that
    logical conversation has been challenged by the sophistry (the art of
    bullshit) of ideologues (political pawns) from a variety of special
    interest funded/directed political collectivist camps. These self
    popularized members from the “community of the unloved” are taking every
    opportunity to unwittingly discredit themselves. From the elitists leftists
    parading on behalf of the “have nots” in the name of covert, yet overtly
    obvious progressive Marxian agendas, to bleeding heart liberal apologists
    endorsing social engineering operations, to the whiny, ill informed cries
    of psuedo intellectual social justice warriors performing street theater
    antics in the name of fabricated sociopolitical connotations they
    dub”racism, and ironically tearing down what the black community strived to
    attain throughout the 1900’s,” to feminists instigating infighting via
    gender warring with their “noble” conquest for dollar bills, mandated
    coddling, cheap social thrills, and the “reproductive right” to kill
    babies, I foresee these “rebelutions” fortunately suicidal and therefore
    short-lived indeed. No public interactions initiated by social justice
    warriors have been validated, and fundamentally CAN’T be validated because
    of a word known as EVIDENCE. And so, SJWs HAVE TO implore sophistry because
    their introduction of circular reasoning can’t be PROVEN otherwise. The
    public would LOVE to debate a LEAD social justice warrior by the standards
    of Socratic method, however, so far, debating SJW’s is likened to elephant
    walking a blind idiot out of a rabbit’s hole; in other words babysitting.
    What’s the solution SJWs? Let me guess, money and power through “loyal”
    government intervention? That about right? Sounds like kids asking Daddy
    for milk money to me. If you have the blues ya gotta shake em’ loose and
    stop blaming others. The inconvenient reality is that WE the people as a
    WHOLE live in this shared space we call a “nation,” and at our core we are
    all slaves to something we wish weren’t so. Thus, the infighting between
    the white and black communities, combined with the lack of individual
    responsibility/accountability will only serve to reinforce the divide and
    conquer scenarios amongst society at large. The only winners in that “king
    of the hill” type scenario are the elitists minded social engineers on
    conquest, NOT the common man and woman. Until all peoples from white- black-
    *____* recognize the true originators of oppression, and stop knowingly
    consenting to, or unwittingly complying with the conspiracies of statist
    empowered dictators, how can mankind possibly progress if we do not first
    graduate from the nonsense which has become America’s new culture? If
    you’re looking for truth, don’t turn to the ass backwards advice of Colbert

  20. KillAllTheRednecks2 says:

    Knowing Trump, the most likely stole that meal from some underpaid Trump