Trying Troom Troom’s Awful Kidnapping Hacks
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The narrator’s voice is in my worst nightmares, just narrating everything with their high pitched voice
There’s our victim!
Aryy vur durchee!
@Potato soo Minnie Mouse?
It sounds like that frat girl TikTok voice
Kinda sounds like the narrator from tiktok but she snorted helium
The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head
“Has your head been cut off? Oh no.
Well don’t worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you’ll be buying your kidnappers iPhone’s in no time!”
just gonna put this out there, if you actually get kidnapped, focus on staying alive and calm, not breaking out of whatever restraints you might have on. you won’t be able to magically get away just because you aren’t restrained anymore, and, unless you have a very clear opportunity (like being left alone in a room full of weapons) escape should be lower on your list of priorities than finding a way to contact the police.
@Umeko ur right lol my mistake
@Emily Sanders yeah absolutely! but whatever you do, don’t listen to troom troom lol
@Lexi Nare dude so cool
@Quattro Bajeena Easy for you to say. Whenever you get into a bad enough situation you just put on sunglasses and take on a different name.
@Lexi Nare I’m not sure how that adds to the conversation Lexi but good for you
So proud of Nick, he used to just be Kurts Connor’s editor and look at him now! He upgraded all the way to being Danny’s kidnapper
lmao
should’ve gone in the title 1mil views could’ve helped his channel
He espaced Kurts basement with those life hacks
Charcter development
Kinda disapponted that Danny didn’t say “Arrivederci, losers” instead of “bye” at the end
but he was falling tho
The wrong pronunciation of arrivederci really hurts
@abandon hope all ye who enter here I feel you dude
“Now I’m gonna crush your bones.” Slowly leaning back in chair.
I fucking DIED laughing
Bro saaaame, I must have woken up my entire house
Can’t believe danny would rent out a garage for this when his basement literally looks like a kidnapper’s dungeon
i really thought they were in his basement at first haha
@redgem same lol. Like has he seen his basement? All those nutcracker guys haunt me
@moony im having flashbacks from those cursed commercials
His house is like the school from lemonade mouth. Seems normal at first but there is a whole civilization in the basement.
Drew is in the basement. That is why Danny doesn’t use his basement for this.
Just in case anyone’s wondering: Snapping someone’s neck (at least the way it’s shown in movies and in this video) is total fiction. The human neck isn’t a twig, it requires a great deal of force to break, the kind of force most people won’t be able to generate, especially in one swift, smooth motion. If it really was that easy, we’d be seeing a lot more broken necks from people getting punched in boxing.
What makes this even funnier for me though, is that the actress in the video is shown as doing it while the kidnapper is attacking her from behind and she’s clearly struggling to so much as get a solid grip on him. So what, is she breaking his neck using only the power of her wrists? That’s one crazy strong kidnappee right there!
Yeah, and like… her mouth was literally *on* his arm. If she wanted him to be in so much pain that he let go, she could’ve just bit him.
I remember learning this when I was told that when they would hang people back in the day most of the time they didnt die right away they hung their struggling until they lost breathe
Plot twist: the camera person is actually a kidnappee, and danny is taunting them by showing them all the ways they could escape, but can’t because danny knows about them