Weekend Update: Vaccine Fraud and Mars Rover – SNL
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like two women dressing up like grandmas to get the COVID-19 vaccine.
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NOTE TO SELF: Discard grandma costume. Does NOT work.
Apparently it did. They went for their SECOND dose 🤣
But what about the great grandma costume?
😂😂
(Looks in Mirror)
Note to self: Get hair done. Figure out at age 36 what constitutes ‘age appropriate’ and apparently start getting offended when they try to motion you and give you frontsies and they’re in the motorized scooters in the vaccine lines.😔
😫 I THOUGHT THEY JUST THOUGHT I WAS A OVERWORKED FIRST RESPONDER! 😫
I DIDN’T TAKE THE FRONTSIES!
Nah. A 35 year old is still pretty old for a Florida grandma
Meth and sunscreen makes the Floridians age ultra fast.
@Leroy Brown bigot
@Skerdy lol I’m from Florida… So true…
Meemaw and Peepaw? They was KIN, y’all!
this >>> nightly news
I need a side of comedy and more news, than just have my life be all about just Weekend Update.
Colin is getting brave with his jokes lol
@Skipless because the right sucks at comedy
@Bianca Jade true😂😂
@Yousaid thusly They should after all we give them 3.8 billion a year
He’s not the writer…
@Skipless So Republicans actually publicly say “why is there no white history month?”. I thought that was like a racist uncle thing to say that only represented the majority of republican voters, at least you are here to admit that it is a republican stance =P.
The Kanye and Kim jokes write themselves at this point lol. Also I loved that Cuomo jab.
Michael Che, 35 is too old in Florida for Grandmothers.
Not with his money, he isn’t.
Maybe he meant “Great grandma”.
PLS THE DONUT JOKE I-
is this how millennials laugh?
@Lets Go Flying no millennials laugh like 😂😂😂 and gen z says PLEASEJFNNF
@Lets Go Flying Nah Gen z girls 🙄😭😭💀
@Lets Go Flying fr it’s annoying “GFSH” “I-“
No one is surprised Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce. Except that it took this long.
@hey deanie tbh, as much as I don’t like the kardashians, I’ve always respected how they’ve capitalized off their fame. I’ve never considered her a loon.
@Bianca Jade 👍👏
@Sutton Mifase isn’t that the definition of crazy?
@Sutton Mifase A lot of people with higher severity of bipolar disorders never say the kind of ridiculous beliefs he has said. The things he has said are the reasons he is being attributed to as “crazy” or “loony”…not because of his bipolar disorder.
If someone says insane, borderline racist, and conspiratorial things to you and then tells you “oh that wasn’t me that was just because I was bipolar”….you are being completely duped….
Learn about what bipolar order really is before you start acting righteous. Please.
And telling someone they are attempting to deny their privilege is ridiculous because “mentally ill” Kanye said slavery was a choice and “white privilege” is an idea fabricated by the left.
I personally feel like this is more offensive to mentally ill people to try to let Kanye West off the hook for all of the ridiculous, horrible, and just plain wrong things because he is bipolar. It really is extremely insulting to anyone with bipolar disorder or any mental illness in general.
I guess it is hard to see what’s going on down here in the world with how high your horse is.
@Alec Nardone I see ur point, but I gotta say, if one marries kanye west, then that establishes basic loon tendencies lol
“You’re a disabled goldfish” is a insult I didn’t think I needed in my life, until now.
That harness will definitely clog the toilet
35 seconds later the goldfish has no idea why you did this.
People would probably be trying to cut that off the gold fish thinking they are saving it’s life without this announcement.
Apparently not all soda straws are choking hazards, good to know.
Kim just couldn’t compete with the two of him. Him and his ego.
…. right….. it’s all Kanyes fault?
@Pat Russo I’m not sure that’s what he/she said. Egocentrism cuts both ways in public entertainers’ relationships–people feel unloved and unseen and unheard, because they literally ARE unseen/unheard by the partner who only sees/hears himself. It’s not exactly any one person’s fault. But you can’t help someone who can’t see they have a problem. It’s exhausting, in addition to being ineffective. I’d bet 1/3 of relationship breakups come from just this one problem, in its myriad social permutations. 😛
(I’m saying this while admittedly knowing/caring f*ck-all about either of them particularly, but everybody hurts when a marriage/family break up, so i still weirdly feel bad for them…?) (It makes no sense, I know. I think I’ve just been indoors too long and it’s making me nosey.)
It seems after his n word joke last week, Colin said “You know what…”
God they need to loosen up the crowd. This segment killed. Audience: *titter titter*.
It’s a small audience due to covid 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s just because the audience is smaller than normal.
This was one of the better Weekend Updates I’ve seen in a while.
Also a whole lot of folks are a bit like: “Oh fuck Coumo IS bad?” Yes.
Yes he is.
Eliott Spitzer resigned when he didn’t kill anyone… So let’s just hope Coumo is decent- we’ve gotta impeach him.dont we?
What are you talking about? So much of the laughter was spilling over to the beginning of the new joke.
I don’t think the audience got the Israel joke
@Tyrus Charles It’s only anti-semitic if it isn’t true. Are you implying that the Israeli government is not prejudiced against Arabs, Egyptians, or anyone who is not Jewish?😂 And we all know that if/when the vaccines get to SA, the white people would get it first. That would be a legit comment for a joke.
@Diallo Just throwing around the word genocide now?
@Wolverine 367 _sure sure whatever makes you happy kid_
At 50, there’s a good chance I’m old enough to be your grandfather (no grandkids yet, my eldest children, twin girls are 21 years old and just finished their mandatory service in the IDF and my younger son is about to be inducted into the Israeli army so thanks for calling me “kid,” lol!
_I just can’t take you seriously at all_
You can’t be taken seriously because you literally can’t read the text I copied from the international agreement that Palestinian representatives committed to where it says clearly, in black and white, that the Palestinian Authority is entirely responsible for the health and welfare of its own citizens. Israel is no more responsible for distributing vaccines to PA citizens who live under the jurisdiction of their own government than the USA is responsible for prioritizing vaccinations of Jamaicans or Canadians who live in Jamaica or Canada.
_Have a good life but just know, many palestenians are denied that because of Israel_
I do have a good life, thanks! I am one of the fortunate Jews to live in a generation where Jews have achieved self-rule and sovereignty in their own country. Palestinian Arabs who are determined to deny Jews their own country will not have a good life, that’s for sure though. But Arabs who live peacefully among their Jewish fellow citizens of who know that Israel is here to stay have a pretty good life, that’s for sure. But the Palestinians Arabs who dedicate their lives to destroying my country will always have a shitty life. Even the ones who are materially well off (like most of them) eat shit every day just because Israel exists.
@Tyrus Charles it was not anti Semitic, it was a joke on Israel’s human rights abuses. Of the US was actually an apartheid regime, the joke would be apt
@Wolverine 367 the problem is that Israel’s human rights abuses are nonexistent. Israel has legally no obligation to give vaccines to Gaza or West Bank. If Hamas wants Israel to hand him vaccines maybe he should stop firing missiles into Israel and calling for their destruction and they could probably work something out
O god. They went HARD with the jokes tonight LOL
This was one of the funniest updates I’ve seen in a while…
Yes! I’m here for it, esp Cuomo and Cruz. The Bernstein Bears, so funny!
Absolutely no holding back. Love it.
the rover’s twitter account joke was amazing
*https://youtu.be/Kg5HpY9puA0*
Krispy Kreme walked right into that one!
Why does SNL/YT insist on cutting the News segment into bits rather than one whole segment?
more views = more ad revenue. would you rather have millions of views on one video or that times 4? too bad for us though :/
Lol $$$$ duh
The part of SNL that NEVER disappoints!
Facts 😂💯
the only part that is worth watching
so true
The only part I watch
Did this man really just call simp a “new hashtag” lmao
The Berenstein Bears Kill Osama Bin Ladin sounds like how American schools will teach the next generations’ history class. I mean, have you heard what else our leaders expect us to believe?
It’s Good They’re Also Making Jokes About Cuomo’s Scandal.