When you’re quarantined in medieval times
When you’re quarantined in medieval times
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“When you’re quarantined in Medieval times”
*Son:* That won’t stop me from doing Heresy ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
*Father:* That won’t stop me from punishing Heretics ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)
How are you getting the faces…
Didn’t expect to see Bread boys here. But I’m not complaining.
Son, have you been reading heresy recently? Unacceptable.
*cocks shotgun*
@Saveer Jain nobody expects the corona inquistion
[ cocks shotgun with religious intent ]
I know Daniel won’t see this, but your videos are such a pick-me-up. They’ve helped me get through a lot of rough patches, and have also encouraged me to pursue piano. Thanks so much for helping me so much even though I don’t know you personally. You’re the best 💛
Momento mori
Memento mori
Memento Mori, Unus Annus
@allen the channel called Unus annus, look it up it is run by Markiplier and Ethan from crankgameplays. It also may or may not be a cult
Momento Mori
People quarantining themselves from Covid19: This virus sucks, at least I have my gadgets to occupy me.
People quarantining themselves from the Black Death:
@Zildjian Dela Cruz It’s a joke eventhough there are in rare cases where people actually say stuff like that.
@Anxious Earth a joke is funny if it is genuinely harmless and whatthis guy did right here is more of a spread of misinformation rather than a joke.
I know people have a brain to understand that this may be not true but we live in a world where fake news spreads like wildfire. Please understand this.
@dhruv sawant yes it won’t be *as* bad it will be worse
@R. A. What?
@Zildjian Dela Cruz It is harmless. Jokes have elements that don’t make sense that sets them apart from reality.
No one in their right mind would believe something so outrageous and no one with even a smidge of intelligence would lie so obviously. That’s the joke.
It’s parodying the typical conspiracy theory by making it blatantly obvious and sound silly.
This one in particular is like this:
‘Forsake your belongings into my custody for I am your peel guardian, chosen of the banana goddess.’
See how it’s painfully obvious that it’s a scam? Just as bananas are the last thing you associate with a legit religion, jizz is the last thing you think of a sinister group and doomsday.
That’s why it’s funny or at least clearly a joke. It’s mindbreakingly nonsensical.
Just at 2:36…
“Hey kid you wanna be a knight?”
*”Hell no”*
Or “hail no” I don’t even know
When there is no skit that happens to be paid for at the end of the video:
“Somethings wrong, I can feel it”
Dude i just subscribe lol. Can’t resist the red subscribe now photo 😂
flowkey
Me: Hey Alexa, play something cheery
Alexa: plays up lifting song
Me: No, no stop. Alexa, play something sad
Alexa: plays depressing song
Me: _Yeah, that hits the spot_
Alexa play despacito
Cinnamon 519 where’s the funny?
As a cheerful music it plays happy and as a sad song it plays despacito.
Hey Alexa, wanna be a Knight?
Lol, so true :v btw, we met again 😂
“You had to blow a finger and squeeze it all at once, it made a lot of noise”
That sounded a bit dirty to me. Oh nevermind, I am dirty minded.
This whole thing is kinda dirty 😛
You’re not the only one picking it up
He’s referring to a bagpipe. It is a Scottish instrument.
@Rebel Girl I know I know but that’s the apparent one. I don’t want to spoil you by telling its dirty meaning.
Goverment: Stay inside at all times
The homeless:
“Hey kid you wanna be a knight” “HELL no”
Just call that tritones demon back he’ll handle murder blade
Ah yes, the court summoner
Yes you’re so right!!! Why did no one think of that?!
*Hail* no
i was gonna wright that
@Alexander Kirk I thought of that
“We must get you some.”
“Sir, you are risking a traveler’s life so that he may *finger the sac…* “
what
I’ll just take a minute to appreciate how Daniel’s acting is so great that I felt this video had 3 different people
Hector Caballero Four including Murderblade.
@veggiedragon1000 five including that one girl
x olliebear x I mean, we actually heard Murderblade. Perchance the lady could be imagined, and the letter merely deposited upstairs? 😛
And… -I need names with- -B and A for the- -joke, but it’s a falcon…- uh… sir Beaks Allot, the fastest falcon alive.
Edit: It’s a falcon, not a hawk.
This video should alternately be called: “Daniel gets exercise going up and down the stairs” 😂
Emiliano Paniagua Daniel plays all the characters
Grand holly ye dats right
@Grand holly dumbo, thats the actual king, hes real, smh
“Yes, My Lord?”
“Yes, My Lord.”
Sall REEEE
“Murderblade strangleperson”
Sounds like something Bakugou would come up with.
TheCatLadytm *LordMurderbladeStrangleperson.
or from Metalocalypse
Yup
DEKUUUUUU
@Ave True To Caesar*lordexplosionmurderbladestrangleperson
Okay, the “Hey, kid! Do you wanna be a knight?” “HELL NO!” bit made me wheeze so hard! It’s 1:30 AM rn and I’m trying so hard not to laugh any harder. Thank you for this joyful video, Daniel.
Wheeze? You ok bro?
I can relate so much.
@Advay Iyer oh lawd she sick
It’s 8:55 AM. I’m losing it at work over that bit.
*hears fiancée’s name*
“You know we don’t need to send the letter.”
“We’ve already sent the falcon, my lord.”
“You sent a FALCON!?”
“The fastest in the kingdom.”
“Well you better kill that freakin’ falcon!”
I died! Lol
Evelyn Natzke. HIS NAME IS MURDER
Thank you all so much for the likes. In less than thirty minutes, I’ve gotten more likes than ever! ❤️
you’re the falcon?!
im not funny ignore me-
“Finger the sack”
Ah I see that I’m not the only one who does that
There sure is a wife for him out there
*_S A C K_*
I dunno man, seems kinda gay to me
I’m literally dying
Exactly what ‘sack’ are you fingering?
“hey kid, wanna be a knight?”
“hell no!”
This was just amazing
“THE BAGPIPES! BOY YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO PLAY THOSE”
daniel, i still remember that photo you posted on twitter.
*_yEs i do_*
“The Butcher of Blood Savage.”
“Oh he sounds like a character!”
This is peak comedy you guys.
I don’t care lol
willi4m127 I have looked far and wide. Traveled through vast, green forests and hiked myself up large, rocky mountains. From the sunny plains of Africa to the cold, snow fields of Antarctica. Yet, I have failed to find anyone who asked.
Indeed it is, the other too comments probably dont get it lol
“You’re poor, is that what hotdog is?”
That is a direct attack to literally every human being ever