YouTube Culture: A Song

YouTube Culture: A Song

It’ll be on iTUNES real soon. :]…

Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity:
Anna Akana
Steve Zaragoza
Timothy DeLaGhetto
Jack Douglass



I’m a famous clown in a flower crown
My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
It’s just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens

Don’t care for money, Don’t care about the fame
I’m just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line

I conjure fame with challenge vids and
I play drinking games to target kids and
I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
The YouTube Cult

Hey guys, I’m on tour, so tug on mommy’s hair
If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA
Hopping town to town in my first class flight
Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn’t write

YouTubers had morals back in 2011
More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
Now we’re snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin’ in
Quality to quantity, it’s Kubrick to Kardashian

I idolize your idle eyes and
I’m monetizing kissing guys and
I won’t come out the closet till I’ve got something to sell about it

Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
YouTube Lie
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture
The YouTube Cult

There’s a mystery to being at the top
People think I’m divine
But the truth, I’m no hero
I just play one online

I’m like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
Cause, yeah, I’m just a normal guy but also I’m a god
So I didn’t write my book, Jesus didn’t write the bible
I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples

I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
They purchase my biography, despite the fact I’m twenty three
So love me, and I’ll love you more
Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store

I’m privileged, white, and rich, and male and
You are not, so worship at my YouTube sale
I put the “I” in “defy” and suddenly you deify me

Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation
The YouTube Sin
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
YouTube Lie
Welcome, welcome
I said welcome to the YouTube Cult

Hi there! I’m Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella– basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Let’s be friends.

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20 Responses

  1. LozaMoza11825 says:

    is… that the guy from pitch perfect 2?

  2. Rachel Rhodes says:

    cool, i guess i’ll just rewatch this video until i can’t see colors

  3. Meegs says:

    Wow that got deep 😂😜

  4. Ryan Marks says:

    0:56 Jack being the savage that he is. *girl online*

  5. DonutLe says:

    Can’t believe I hadn’t found this guy but glad I did now good song mate!

  6. Jenna Chimenti says:

    I just really enjoy listening to you singing

  7. ChickenNugget Squad says:

    lol, when they say “rich, white and famous” or whatever anna is walking
    awkwardly in the back

  8. mauiigiirl says:

    So good!

  9. Millie Austin I-/ says:


  10. Austin Powell says:

    OMG I love a good Jonestown Massacre reference… You don’t hear many jokes
    about the Jonestown Massacre, mostly because it was a tragic event, but
    also because the punch line is too long.

  11. Clisare says:

    Drinking the kool aid. SO clever, I can’t

  12. Lily Hodgkinson says:

    did anyone else notice jacks massive sweat marks at 2:34? must of got

  13. ZombieHorsee says:

    Steeeeevvveeeeeeee <3

  14. Jay Wowza says:

    All the shade in this song. Lmao 😂

  15. Olivia Kon says:

    all my favourites. Jon how did u know

  16. ThatGirlOnYoutube says:

    This is amazing as always!

  17. Myka Isabella says:

    wait do flula and phil own the same shirt or am imagining things??

  18. Tronnor Mellet says:

    Didn’t really like it tbh but v tru

  19. km49 says:

    The koolaid part really got me hahahahaha

  20. Anthony Aleong says: