Boating Made (TOO) Easy! – JonTron
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i’m not getting a 20 dollar game when I can just play csgo for free
@lukgaming 02 Especially one that probably has ripped off content? Can one be held liable for advertising this if it happens to infringe Valve’s copyrights?
Hello Jon… You’re hilarious
I wanna see the behind the scenes of Jon dropping the computer down the hill! He’s done some of the best transitions to sponsors on YT and obviously this was planned, but the way it fell and rolled down just to land on its base at the edge of the road 🤣 no way that was planned
My name is Ian lol
I swear the boat persons not me
The “o” in kalkomey wasn’t that clear to me, so I read, “caulk me isle”
SAME LOL
my favourite youtuber
CaulkMeIsle
Is that how you talk dirty to a plumber?
“Hey kid, wanna get caulked?”
“4 people drowend”
Looks like someone forgot their judgment at home, amirite?
They shouldn’t have drank so much beer
Drowend
*Mista intensifies
Drowend
OH 12 oh no
“Just wanted to do something for my wife’s birthday but now I’m on the island with the genetic experiments” sounds like a episode of Regular Show.
Sounds more like a Jurassic Park movie
More like island of dr Moreau
Imagine driving along a highway and seeing JonTron walk by holding a computer case.
Mia seems like the girl that says “mood” and a smartass when is stressful and sad situations…
“Realistic Scenarios”
Yup those bat hornet hawks are awful scary.
Just wait until they find those shark man hornets
They _did_ say there was role-playing stuff too. I was hoping for some kind of Boat Wizard but I’m not the one who wrote the Official New Hampshire Boat Fan Fiction so what can ya do?
Coming August 2020
It’s those new super bees that just came up was all cletuses fault I knew it
@Cyanideperfume excuse me, but ill have you know my cousin was killed by a Alligadogle, which was not only an alligator, dog, and eagle mutant but also a very slow and painful death. People these days smh
“A youtuber drowned in the waters near new hampshire after getting his online boating license and crashing into an oncoming duck”
“Hey how’d you become a Pilot?”
“Oh I just solved a Point & Click adventure on this website”
Are you telling me I just watched 20 minutes of a man getting his boating license, and not one second of him actually out on the water like Phil Swift on a screen door.
Lmaaao
I too was disappointed.
He will soon.
Jon: *mentions his wife*
Me: *thinks he’s making a joke*
Also me: *sees his wedding band* Uh, Wait… is… is JonTron married??
Yes, yes he is. How did I miss this? I have no idea.
His wife has even been in a few episodes 🙂
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one
Is his wife the one that is often called “brittish” ?
Truly a lucky lady, whoever she is
Wait, he’s *married* ?
Damn, I wonder how their dates went
“There was a violent accident. A guy I knew capsized his boat and his wife and twin daughters drowned in the cabin.”
“HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A STORY AMIRITE?”
Hahaha…
What a story, Mark.
Hai mutant hornet.
YOU ARE CAPSIZING MY BOAT, LISA.
Frustrated…
Hahaha what a story Mark.
I do like that Jon’s avatar at least has Jon’s hair.
**proceeds to get his boat piloting license after playing a visual novel**
John: I just wanted a boat license!
Online license course: now play this point-and-click game!
John: Nooooo! I left this life behind!
I’m disappointed we didn’t see him actually go drive a boat. He should really do that for the next video.
雀海 but does Phil Swift has a boating license?
@Alex Piatt well he drove a boat
He was going to but Phil Swift saw his boat in half.
@PointsofData It says State Approved. I believe the ScoobyDoo mystery has its credentials in order.
@Thomas Stokes What he’s got to do is have a two parter, part 1 where he makes a boat ENTIRELY out of Flex Products (He can make the supports for the frame out of flex-glue tubes connected by Flex Tape!) and then Part Two where he tries to take it out onto the water, and what happens, happens.
Twins: Drowned
Wife: Dead
Horn: *Toot*
Hotel: trivago
Ok but why is no one not talking about how satisfying it was seeing the computer roll down the hill and so smoothly stop at the bottom.
Plays seagull noise and shows seagull
“Shut up pigeon”
Next episode: Jon and the gang set sail to see if Wyoming actually exists