Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario’s DEADLIEST Game!

Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario’s DEADLIEST Game!

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I’ve done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I’ve uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon — Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!

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20 Responses

  1. The Game Theorists says:

    My bad: 5’11” actually equals 180 cm…but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!

    Like I said, I’m stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system 🙂

  2. Sebastiaan M says:

    120/130 km/h is just a regular speed on a lot of European highways

  3. Dunce Nation says:

    Only The Game Theorists can take a seemingly innocent family game and convert it to a murderous, malevolent one.

  4. NoPotLeftBehind says:

    The Miis wear helmets and track suits, though.

  5. Daniel Gonzalez says:

    Matt, I tried contacting you in your social media platforms (twitter, Facebook, reddit) so please hear me out and do the theory about Donkey Kong lost civilization or whatever the hell happened in the DK land as there seems to be just a whole lot of stuff that was left by humans there, from pyramids to buildings, to factories and mines. Please, we need an explanation for that. anyone reading this help by making this visible if you want another interesting video

  6. Psychic Friend Fredbear says:

    If this video was illegal

  7. CardinalColt735 says:

    MatPat I have a request for a video. in overwatch the character reinhardt has a very deadly charge in the game. I was wondering how hard he would hit someone and how deadly it would be if a normal human were in the way of his charge and got pinned. I always wondered this!!!!!!!

  8. Yeoryios says:

    If you want me to press the subscribe button, that means I would be unsubscribing from you

  9. Disparity Sun says:

    Kirby theory pls

  10. Diamonad kid says:

    hey you strolling down the sea of comments of math pat , have a great day where you are thinking dead people in Mario kart deluxe 8

  11. Fookin Lazersights says:

    Highway speed limits? *laughs in german*

  12. MCP says:

    I think it’s official to say that Mario just wants everyone to die.

  13. RobertAnimations says:

    Youtube should make a category called “Theories” for this channel.

  14. Zatsune Mikuo says:

    I was offended because I play Wii u Mario kart matpat why you do dis? great video

  15. Platinum Vortex says:

    Number 3 on trending congrats 😀

  16. Wysteria Exodus /PandaGamer/ says:

    But what about the miis? Miis are the only characters in the game that use protection such as helmet,bodysuits,the leather jackets,and all the equipment you’re supposed to use.You should’ve talked about it in the video,because they are also the fastest characters in the game,Cheers.

  17. LuigiMustache says:

    Conspiracy Theory: MatPat is really just a sentient Diet Coke can underneath all that skin

  18. Super Shiny Star says:

    To be fair. In Europe there are highways where youre allowed to drive 120 km per hour.

  19. Fred Cause says:

    Hey, although it may be illegal to advertise a car without a seat belt that isn’t a car, technically it is a go cart with a car skin.

  20. TurkeyBoy 55's Dad says:

    Im new to this channel and the first thing i am going to say: Dat intro tho…

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