How fearless minions are in ANY video game.
How fearless minions are in ANY video game.
Basically how fearless minions are in any tv show, movie, or game LOL
Music
King Kaiyo – Melodic
Oddwin – 19
“You can literally lay down on the ground and play dead.”
*thinks back to the “Villains that always kill their subordinates” video*
Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together.
This story is getting way too deep now
Extended lore dun dun DUUUUUNNNNN!
That’s too real
Imma die either way 😔
Broooooooooo
A wonder those minions haven’t killed each other already in a “No, I’m stronger than you”-fight
Me: *cleared out the whole bandit camp *
last bandit after seeing all his friends die: “i fought mudcrabs stronger than you!”
Those Mudcrabs must’ve been SOMETHING
Ct rulu big ass mudcrabs 😂
Them some strong ass mud crabs 🤣🤣🤣
They must be those damn crabs on DS3.
For those who have played the Batman Arkham series, this is sooo true 😂😂
Arkham gang where you at
Random thug: *sees like 30 thugs laying on the ground around Batman*
Also Random thug: YOU’RE GOING DOWN BATMAN
Minion: I’ll beat anybody in this B****
5 Sec later: “Your punches are astounding”
Lighten Up Highlights lmao your comment deserves more likes
“I fought each of them, CONSECUTIVELY”
As if that detail matters!
Minion: Has dedicated his life to protect his family
Has gone through multiple milestones and achievements in his life
Went to school for 18 years
Trained to fight for 5 years
*goes to battle*
Minion: _Alright, this is my first day, I have come so far to reach where I am now! I shall defeat the enemy and bring glory to my family, my home and to everyo-_
Main Character: ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰ
*dies*
@Michael Williams u just made me wanna rewatch the whole aot series AGAIN
@grape China citizens go to hell
RoadRoller You were talking about Pokémon right
Chris M in sniper elite 4 on German soldiers you can find letters that right back they don’t want to fight this pointless war anymore. This was an issue in Germany though what people don’t get is most of the enlisted were forced the high command deserved a painful horrible death and some of the enlisted also enjoyed it but most of them were forced to fight or their families die. It was no better for the Germans than it was for the allies. I’m in no way a nazi sympathizer though nazis deserved to die.
Think about war too. Imagine lasting throughout an entire war but you get killed a day before it’s over
*Lvl. 100 Player*
*Lvl. 1 Minion*
Me: Bro just walk away.
Minion: *THROE THEM HANDS!!!*
Also me: *…*
Rex: *Defeats God
Random Guard: “dOn’T fOrGeT mE!”
Mayne Driver: YOU CHEATAAAAAH
I want a game where minions say “Oh?! scrap” when they see me.
@Bhakti Wb China citizens go to hell
Try Playing The Batman Arkham Games
In Batman Arkham Knight if they see you they will be like “run the bats here” or “oh shit it’s the baf get him” or ‘where the fuck did the bat come from” Ect… But they will still fight you..like just run he’s do powerfully you idots
Halo, the grunts run their ass away from you
Right 🤣
Minion: I’ll think i’ll just go
Player: Finally
Minion: GO THROW THESE HANDS, PUT EM UP
VenomBeetle Rowl *Run Them Thangs*
Yo how does this man be punching himself so realistically?😭 His arm is coming from literally the reverse direction his body is facing but his fist comes straight at his face from like 2 ft. away. That lowkey gotta take practice prolly lol
@Sh’Ron Belser Same i would like to know
What do you mean, he obviously has clones of himself.
What impresses me is the mf sound. I felt a little bit uncomfortable because it sounded like a real fight.
Saika The Loli lmao right I was think the same thing😂
Sh’Ron Belser I mean I exaggerated a little I can assume most of what he did but if u can teach me something idk please tell me I’d love to hear how if u know exactly👍🏾
Dragonborn: *Literally kills dragons, trolls, and elves for a living*
Some thief: “Give me your money if you don’t want to end up dead”
@Mr.Diesel you just literally described thoughts of thousand people. Perfect
After i kill the whole camp in front of him and decapitate the chief:
“Please have mercy”
“ok”
*gets up and stabs me again*
“B R U H does your life stink?”
@Yexom China citizens go to hell
“Your not supposed to be here”
How about being not only the master of the thieves guild but also the listener for the dark brotherhood
Kratos: literally kills ZEUS
Magni and Modi: aye run that fade real quick
They didnt know though…
They probably didn’t even know who Zeus was, let alone knowing Kratos killed him.
They didn’t know who Kratos was they thought he was a giant lol
Magni: “He’s in the way. Let’s kill him.”
Modi: “Nah bruh I’m good I’m gonna attack the kid though”
Atreus: “Huh?”
Modi: “Hey kid”
Atreus: “What?”
Modi: “YA MOMS THO”
Atreus: *stab*
Modi: “oh naw”
Batman: I just broke fifteen arms, shattered like ten spinal chords, destroyed around fourteen knee cap, throat punched at least fourth five people, paralyzed like at least thirty people from the waist or even neck down, jumped on them from the sky and bashed fifty faces probably against the ground to break their face, AND beat the fuck out of all the major and minor villains in Gotham.
Goons and Thugs: *Get the Bat! We’re going to end you! You’re not going anywhere!*
Literally
@Youtube Punisher China citizens go to hell
Last words of random minion #421 before losing 27 of his teeth:
“I’ll kill you batfreak!”
This reminds me of LEGO Batman for some reason
AS LONG AS YOUR NOT LETHAL AND THEY DONT DIE ITS AOKAY!
– He killed literal actual alive healthy 202 people just literally today…!!
-Hey, hey what are we?
– We’re muggers…
-So letz go mugging…!!
“We created him to kill armies” “but this small elite team of minions with electric guns can definitely kill him”
Caleb: There are 201 bodies out there including your boss
The last minion: They ain’t me though
Yes that’s what happened thanks I almost forgot
Plotwist, the last minion is actually a secret bossfight
@oh ok lmao ikr HAHAH
oh ok lmao you just called out 50% of all comments on YouTube
He a Savage for that
Honestly this is what i sometimes wonder in games “When do they implement a fear system? What if beat 30 of the henchman, the 5 elite bosses, the right handed man, destroy their 3 hidden bases AND kill boss and they all drop to the ground when they see me?”.
Kinda like in Doom where you destroy hell like 4 times, kill the Icon of Sin, kill the Master Demon Brain thing and kill over 10000 demons but yet they keep coming.
I think Shadow of Mordor has a similar mechanic of fear. Troops of a captain will run away from you if you kill the captain. And if you have a big army, sometimes captains will just run away from you.
*Minion witnesses the main character kill literal Gods and demon lords*
*Minion: hey you give me everything you have before I kill you*