It’s No Joke: God Is Running For President

It’s No Joke: God Is Running For President

He’s got a letter from his doctor and has staked out strong positions on the issues. All God needs now is to choose a running mate.

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20 Responses

  1. akabaker80 says:

    Gods running mate, Lucy Fur…

  2. StinkFist 41 says:

    I was an atheist but then god spoke to Stephen.

  3. Jerry Flowers (Pyrofire95) says:

    He wasn’t born in the US, so…

  4. MCShvabo says:

    I’m sure if The God Himself said Trump was shit some people would still
    vote him…

  5. Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage says:

    Jesus (if he exists) would never win as a Republican candidate. First of
    all he’s brown, which makes him a terrorist right away, even before he says
    he wants to shut down Guantanamo Bay. Food for the hungry and healthcare
    for the sick for free? That’s libtard socialist commie talk. Opening the
    door of your house to the needy? No surprise there, “Jesus” is a Mexican
    name. He hung out with a bunch of dudes in a desert dressed in nothing more
    than a bathrobe, so his sexuality will definitely be called into question.
    “Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar”? More like “say goodbye to the
    libertarian vote”. Turning the other cheek? That’s just un-American.

  6. New Message (Unread) says:

    Trump considered God as a running mate, early on, but dismissed him as too
    ‘small time’, when God said the golden TRUMP letters on churches might be a
    bit gaudy.

  7. Just Another Face says:

    I’m offensive and I find this religious!

  8. Deathsbastardbro says:

    God’s stance on crime is a little too extreme for my tastes. Forgiveness
    for one’s sins? That’s just too much!

  9. m norton buswell says:

    God is onigendered, so there’s your lgbt+ vote.

  10. Jacob Bielski says:

    Last time I was this early, Trump was saying Obama wasn’t a citizen… You
    know, I don’t think I’m very early.

  11. Nick Kuzniar says:

    -Why not the southern states?
    -Oh I’m not religious enough for them

    I’m Dying xDDD

  12. jazza mahoney says:

    this seems fake but idk

  13. AnderssonArad says:

    God is running for president
    ……. Trump :– ”’ release your birth certificate “”
    God drops out of the race

  14. Mauricio Merida says:

    I would vote for the Cobra Commander.

  15. the Necromancer1987 says:

    ‘im just not religious enough for them’ this is a hell of joke

  16. Kris Reese says:


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  18. Gabriel Gama says:

    Who’s the guy that voices God and Cartoon Trump? I always get a laugh from
    him, wanted to look him up, see what else I can find.

  19. Living Infernus says:

    God 2016: because even He is more consistent, merciful, and humble than
    either Clinton or Trump.

  20. Michael Ramon says:

    Another one of God’s election weaknesses: His long-ago association with
    some Arabian guy name Mohammed. Trust me, His opponents will definitely use
    that in attack ads against Him.