Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall What He Forgot To Remember

Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall What He Forgot To Remember

The Senate intelligence committee has questions. Attorney General Jeff Sessions doesn’t have answers.

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20 Responses

  1. fidorover says:

    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Attorney General Sessions, is it true that you and the other Keebler Elves bake your cookies the old-fashioned elfin way, in magic ovens inside a hollow tree?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, Senator Harris, I do not have any recollection of that.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Is the tree, in fact, the very hub of your elfin enterprise as it pertains to cookie-making activities?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, I am not able to comment on that at this time, Senator.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: But clearly you’re a friggin’ elf, right?
    AG SESSIONS: Uh, I do not recall.
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: _(quickly)_ An elf says what?
    AG SESSIONS: What?
    SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: I have no further questions, Mr. Chairman.

  2. God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon says:

    A lot of crap came out of Jeff Sessions’ mouth, but that’s because his mouth’s been glued to Trump’s ass.

  3. Why you gotta go there says:

    I remember when on The Colbert report Stephen used to talk about real issues. There is a genocide going on right now, and it gets no coverage. No i’m not talking about what’s happening in Yemen with them facing a humanitarian crisis like the world has not seen since world war 2 and nobody is doing anything about it those are just Muslims without oil. No i’m talking about the real genocide…. the white genocide. White men are marrying black women and brown women, and white women are marrying black men, and brown men…. and yet no one takes a stand against this genocide against the white people. Good thing we have the likes of PWJ, infowars, and Breitbart to remind us who the real victims are in America and the west and that’s white people. Diversity = racism!!

    (This is a parody comment.)

  4. nikola2811 says:

    Someone said Burr?
    “Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
    Depends, who’s asking?
    Oh, well, sure sir…”

  5. MagusMirificus says:

    Monologue order:
    1/3: “Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall What He Forgot To Remember”
    2/3: “Dennis Rodman Visits The ‘Stoner Paradise’ Known As North Korea”
    3/3: “‘Real News Tonight’ Clearly Influenced Trump’s ‘Jobs’ Tweet”

  6. aishx says:

    Woman of color questioning Sessions makes him nervous – The Racist Times

  7. patrick ciayadi says:

    Remember how much shit Republicans gave to Obama AG, Eric Holder?

  8. Jessica watson says:

    Jeff sessions definitely remembered everything but he stonewalled throughout the hearing. He lied, recused himself and kept dodging the questions. His stupid smirk was the sign that he can outsmart everyone in this room and you can do nothing about it.

  9. eric vulgate says:

    they asked about bond movies to see if sessions could answer a yes/no question with something other than ‘i don’t recall’

  10. DagobertX2 says:

    Sessions is a weasel.

  11. KingOfMadCows says:

    Sessions isn’t a racist, he just doesn’t recall that the Civil Rights Act exists.

  12. Jason Blade says:

    Jeff Sessions the racist hobbit

  13. BdR76 says:

    “Sessions really seems to know nothing, which explains why he was the first senator to endorse Trump” xD LOL nice

  14. Brotlowsky rgseg says:

    He actually has a very good memory. It just happens to be extremely selective. He forgot about everything that could potentially exonorate Trump – no wonder Trump was mad at him lately.

  15. BdR76 says:

    So Session likes James Bond movies, the follow up question should have been: Is your favourite one “From Russia with love”?

  16. The Hellfire Club! says:

    America today is a joke! The country is obsessed with colour that some of the morons would rather vote for a racist, sexist, xenophobic fucking idiot than vote for an established candidate. Trump told the public what they think is relevant, The Wall…Muslim Ban…Black crime – enough to convert and sell the white nazi, Uncle Tom’s and Want to be white Hispanics to vote! Well done America 😉

  17. Malachi Owens says:

    “Do you like James Bond movies”
    *Really? He’s joking right?*

  18. Maria Cambron says:

    We wouldn’t be in this fucking mess if the DNC hadn’t fucked over Bernie Sanders.

  19. Dave Gallagher says:

    Why were the Russians there? Why doesn’t anyone ask that basic questions, it was an election convention? WHY WERE THE Russians THERE?

  20. Cisco says:

    This whole ” I don’t recall” or “I don’t remember exactly” defense is utterly ridiculous and inexcusable at this level of government. It pretty much tells you that the person is guilty and is trying to hide something. Plain and simple. Enough bullshit.

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