Meanwhile… Super Gonorrhea
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s super gonorrhea!
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I would love to see Stephen and Conan on that train!
You need to see Seth Meyers day drink… it’s the best thing ever.
YES!!! And have them all do a “Drunk History” episode or do drunk voice overs for animation!
they pull trains on newborns, if that’s what you mean?
Tourists?….How about the workers that were exposed day after day?..
The whole thing it’s frigging insane , more if somebody tries to pass this as something normal
That’s what I thought. But it is probably a reading error of microrems versus millirems of exposure. Uranium ORE shouldn’t have that high millirem reading, but rather microrem. Harmless.
Radiation exposure’s deadly effects is usually overblown. It’s one of those persistent myths where the public and policymakers haven’t caught up to recent science.
It’s based on the old hypothesis that there is no safe level of radiation exposure, which is slowly dying, for multiple reasons.
Suffice to say, atomic bomb and Chernobyl survivors didn’t all get as sick as you’d think, nor their children were born unhealthy or with significant genetic mutations, nor are people who live in high background radiation areas (such as Iran) getting sick. In fact, their cancer levels are lower.
Ergo, don’t worry, be happy. ☺ du do du do do
+81986978 indeed folks mess up ‘there’ English.
+81986978 uh, i figured it was more polite to say waist than shit, though thanks for the miss understanding, it was quite funny. I fixed it to prevent any fatter miss-understanding.
2:07 so I’ve decided I’m vol-cel now
I mean, if you didn’t manage to find a partner before super gonorrhea is it REALLY voluntary? 😉
+R0wdy1 Media No kids, sexual diseases, no heartbreaks, more money, more trips around the world! Heck yeah! Better do it all before all orgasms evolve to be super fatal!
Went from Incel to Volcel over the span of a 4 minute video? Good for you, I guess.
Super Gonorrhea… antiobiotic resistant bacteria. in a few years nobody’s gonna be laughing about that
I’m not laughing about it now. That is super disgusting. Regular STDs are nasty and scary enough.
+I_Am_Dragoon oh, come on, that’s not how evolution works. You are asking for a fish to suddenly suffer a mutation and get out to the beach and some margueritas. I guess you just like the sound of “airborne”.
+Aharon Konforti 1- Evolution works unimaginably faster in single cell organisms. Few cells to collectively adapt and evolve, shorter life cycles equal less time in a generation so, in the lifespan of a single aquatic lifeform like a fish, single cell microbes would go through hundreds of generations.
2- Every single year that goes by we deal with a different set of flu strains. Hence the new flu vaccine every year.
3- Given optimal conditions(Large groups of people with no vaccines to boost their immune system’s resistance to them) germs can undergo huge mutations/evolutions much more rapidly then compared the majority, if not all humans being treated with vaccines which ultimately hampers the growth rate and strength of the more dangerous strains.
I don’t Believe it will go airborne. But I’m saying hypothetically, If it were to happen, then we would be in deep shit.
You can still get an std even with condoms…
+Shirohana San “You can still get an std even with condoms” – soon enough, folks are gonna need to use a body-glove to do it. That’s the ultimate distopya.
Remember that time US government medical researchers infected Guatemalan mental patients with gonorrhea and syphilis?
Good thing there is a statute of limitations on crimes against humanity……wait.
They did the same to blacks…
The U.S. did the samething to its own black community.
Karma
byron logan originally the Tuskeegee experiment was legitimate…then, part way through the study, the medical community found out that Penicillin worked against syphillis. The experiment was moot, but the scientists running the experiment crossed an ethical line by keeping the study going and letting the subjects suffer instead of giving them the cure they were originally trying to find. Science bent by racism, pure and simple.
+byron logan Did you know that racism is the act of defining a person and or their actions based on the color of their skin?
What you obviously dont know is that it doesnt matter if it is negatively based on their skin color, or positively. Defining a person based on their skin color IS RACISM.
Super Gonorrhea! I bet the Tangerine Turd started the spread
No, STD’s have to report it to a health professional and any contacts when they contract a case of Donald Trump.
The Tangerine Turd probably has had sex with tens of women, all of them hating his looks, but lusting after his money!
On one hand, I dislike when there is mention of said turd in the comments of a “Meanwhile” segment.
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…on the other hand, when you just have the ball lobbed to you, I guess you have to hit it… 😆
no, it was definitely a libsmollett.
Don’t give super-gonorrhea to Thanos! He has a nasty habit of touching half the universe.
Let’s put senior bingo on an all-you-can-drink Cuervo train and see what happens.
Oh they’re wilder than the 18-30 crowd once lubricated… and then there’s the alcohol…
1 shot… that’s the maximum of Cuervo one should drink… in a lifetime
Winner gets a free bucket
+Cypresssina yeah, it’s called the blue pill conspiracy to have them seniors “gone with a smile” – but gone nonetheless.
You gotta add that new coat of pain that agave color, I think they are calling it “Uranium fever”
The question is who put three paint buckets full of uranium in that building years ago?
+blairbushproject “i know better, but look for it yourself” yeah… totally not condescending at all XD
Zer0 Bin0pse I’m so sorry that is the way you feel. We have a snow storm. My YouTube is just spinning. I can access the comments but I can probably post it once the snow storm clears. We are 250 miles away from the nearest urban area so our internet isn’t very agile. I can understand you might think that way. I blew a gasket in the earlier commenter who was a uranium impact denier. But the other commentor lent me his prayers and all’s good.
+blairbushproject thanks for being cool about it, and explaining the story… i hope things get better there soon!
+blairbushproject I hope y’all are safe now. My prayers to you and all those affected
+blairbushproject sir, after such a deserved putdown, I decided to write my respect. As we say back there in Brazil, “the smarty-pants main failure is to assume that everybody else is dumb”.
Okay, i have several questions starting with why were there buckets full of uranium?
Cause who doesn’t wanna bath in Uranium
+Alluvium they used to use uranium in glaze for dinner ware
‘Murica
That is all.
I’m no expert but something doesn’t add up with that story. Uranium emits a type of radiation called alpha particles (helium nuclei). They have a very short range in air (a few centimetres if I recall correctly) and are easily stopped by solid barriers. It’s a little hard to imagine how a typical tourist could be so badly exposed unless they spent hours standing right near those buckets.
they were rocks. the grand canyon is rocks.
Super Gonorrhea, one more reason wanking is an awesome idea.
+Alex Griego well said
Alex Griego
Jesus actually did. Matthew 5:28 for example.
Why would you respond that way when the truth isn’t even on your side. Just a simple reading of Jesus’ words show that what you wrote was incorrect. So why post misinformation regarding Christ?
Where are you going to go when you die?
Do you know?
Odd Fish same place you go. In the ground and eventually forgotten. The idea there’s a place you go when you die is so dated and fear based its sad.
aside from your soy-damaged libface
+Chunkboi Even if thy neighbor is black, gay AND jewish!
All you can drink tequila? That would be a short, one drink ride for me.
Tequila and motion sickness.. sounds like a great combination.
Super gonorrhea, sounds like a great time to be in a loving, monogamous relationship. 🚢
Well, where’s that tequila train again?
TheYakisobaNoodle
70% implies what then?
Rudeness is unnecessary
J Mc
Google is the new God.
Enter polygamy and be prepared.
J Mc
I prefer having another wife.
Best marriage ever
+zaid taha I have never had sex with that… cow!
+Uyoyou Ogbe thank you very much for speaking up and out! Hedonists are not really looking after and raising children. To raise stable children you need stable environments.
Doesn’t matter when I get on the tequila train. At my age, it’ll ruin the whole day AND night. And the next day, next night, I’d have to re-schedule the whole week after that.
Once upon a time,when my sister did something dumb,after drinking tequila, Mom yelled a her,”You drink that stuff, and the cactus needles poke holes in your brain!”
+Christel Headington that must’ve scared the bejeezus out of sista!
Scientists from Eliava Bacteriophage Institute in Georgia (country) treat antibiotic resistant bacterial infections. They’ve been researching bacteriophages – the natural enemies of bacteria – since 1920s.
the super-gono needs super-bacteriophages.
Aharon Konforti Nah, just normal phages are enough. They just have to specifically eat gonorrhea.
How tf does one just leave buckets of uranium lying around?
Its Uranium ore and not refined. You can find it at many sites in the desert north of the Grand Canyon.
Larry11549, why Larry you speak of these buckets of Uranium with knowledge. Were you, perhaps, the person tasked with disposing of them and got distracted?
Some maniac that forgot to sold those buckets on the black market??
You have a collection of a interesting rocks from a place that contains uranium deposits. Whoops, you have uranium rocks lying around in your museum.
Whoopsie.
Happens more often then you think. We’ve lost nukes before
Um… whos gonna give thanos super gonorrhea? The hulk? Loki? Death herself?
… o_O deadpool, definitely deadpool. 😨
This was pretty much the exact question I asked when he said that.
Have you seen Thanos’s chin? He could get gonorrhea any time!
“gonorrhea & girl scouts” in the same sentence, it is a rather difficult combo to explain.
Now everyone can have their “Personal Vietnam” experience with the spread of Super Gonorrhea!