Meanwhile… The Super Hot Lincoln Statue
It’s the statue of a young, shirtless Lincoln that some are calling ‘Babe Lincoln.’
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The News baboons at FOX are gonna be eating more of it than they’ll be throwing soon enough.
It will be a nice side dish to competent the crow XD
Ignore, deny, pretend and fearmonger that’s what they will do just like always
Let’s hope so.
Stephen should play an evil genius in a real-life Scooby Doo Movie.
He should have been wearing the Big Furry Hat when he demanded the elixir.
Would he need it, though, in that desolate, arid landscape? If he sat on the big furry hat, it would make the throne of skulls a little more comfortable.
I think the hat was implied.
The Big Furry Hat is for proclamations. This was more of a demand.
Yep, now they probably won’t send him the elixir 🙁
Your username and icon are the best! Good work!
God, we could use Abe Lincoln right now 🙁
i would settle on that taco bell source as a replacement for trump …
+John Marston Better, in one sense – he wouldn’t be tweeting his random thoughts every other goddamn minute.
HAWT LINCOLN/CALIGULA’S HORSE FOR GOP NOMINEE 2020!
Being “pre smartphone” (and pre-automobile, etc.) would limit Lincoln’s useful knowledge, but not his intelligence, conviction, or character. People can adapt, you know? The real question is whether he would truly live up to the legend built around him.
We could use anyone but Trump in these dark days…
Karma was just making up for all the good deeds that didn’t go unpunished.
I understood that reference!
If SC was our immortal ruler at least we would get the Green New Deal.
The “New Green Deal” isn’t all its cracked up to be.
You can’t just tackle every issue with a one shot approach.
Reality isnt that simple unfortunately.
The elixir of youth found in a tomb priceless
*Elixir of Immortality.
I think the best part about Meanwhile are the variations on the introduction 😂
I like the introduction Shout, its so stupid. lmao
+xCaptxCrunchx Yeap, that echo effect, mighty Lord Colbert informing the populace of news and interesting stories 😛
Meanwhile…. Taco Bell serves as sustenance.
EDIT: Taco Bell sauce = Chinese Elixir.
I have restored faith that humanity will survive after Trump starts WW3. 👍
As long as we remember to fill our pockets at the condiment bar.
That’s the fast food war Demolition Man was talking about where Taco Bell won out. Trump started it when he was finally denied his bedtime cheeseburgers.
To be fair, Trump is less likely to start ww3 than Clinton. I mean, he actually likes Russia and has a lot of business there and in China. NK is becoming slightly less of a threat as well. Silver linings, I guess
+Alexander Canella You have got to be kidding. My heart was in my mouth back when he was calling KJU ‘little rocket man’. The only thing that may have saved us at that point is that Trump out-crazied him. *_Meanwhile,_* he alienates our allies on every side, weakening our ties with NATO and leaving Europe and the Eastern bloc more vulnerable to Putin’s ratfucking. If he has avoided setting one off, it is only through sheer incompetence and dumb luck.
Oh, and I’ll just share this new post from Randy Rainbow, which just sort of sums it up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7q0bz0sk30
How amazing would it have been if when he was demanding the elixir, the camera cut back to him and he was suddenly wearing his big furry hat? 😂
Or looked jacked like Young Lincoln lol
Yeah
Ally the Dog is lucky to survive (not being eaten).
The Elixir of Immortality should go to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Abraham Lincoln was a hit with the ladies performing as “Magic Abe XXL”, showing why he really needs a stovepipe hat!
+Jayme Ann – RBG, definitely.
XXL? Extra extra large?
+Dead Freight West
Yeah like the movie Magic Mike, it’s a reference to dicks I think. I think the second Magic Mike had XXL in the title.
agree to all
I’m thinking they should get it From RBG, she seems indestructible. 😃
Actually elixirs were often poisons, which where meant to take you to an afterlife with a celestial beurocracy. Not a joke
Then lobbyists in time succeeded in relabeling these toxins as ‘food additives.’ Alchemists *meanwhile* went through an image transformation from cryptic wizard-types to mexican food vendors and then rebranded the elixir formulas as “Taco sauce recipes.” You still don’t turn golden, though.
*bureaucracy
No one cares @kourii
If only dogs could talk. The things they would say about us.
Then they would tell everyone what you do with the peanut butter
+Raggaliamous Your dear sweet kitty has you all well trained 🙂
+Mathias B. He doesn’t jump, but he will stand up on his hind legs and brace his paws on the edge of the table to look at what’s there.
+Raggaliamous My dad and stepmom’s cat will do that, plus cry as if he hasn’t been fed in decades. We usually relent to his wishes as well, either by giving him a little bit of meat (chicken is his favorite) or a few of his treats.
+retnavybrat the cat of a coworker of me just sits on foods that he wants so you need to eat where he cant reach … he mostly eats standing up
They’ve had a statue of a young beardless, shirtless Lincoln SINCE 1941 and they gave him a renaissance body?! What was going on in 1941 that history classes didn’t tell me about??
1941 must have been a strange, drug-fuelled era, man. XD
Perhaps somebody thought a particular Fuhrer was homo-sexual and looking at that statue would “soothe” him, and someone went to all that trouble creating a shirtless Ab-lincoln to test it out, but obviously some selfish ass-hat wanted it all to himself. So he let the world go to shit just to serve his selfish needs.
Or not
Answer: A lot. History tends to get sanitized in the telling. So just imagine all of the weird and unspeakable things that we don’t know about the past.
Y…M…C…A
A karma paid in cash.
Aw, man! The first name that came to my mind was, “Lincoln Log.”
or the most obvious of all… “Hot Rod Lincoln”… ba dum bum!
+Martini24x7 no
The kickstand of truth.
Lol. I thought the elixir was going to be fermented urine
Ella Rose same here 🤣🤣🤣
As did I, Ella Rose.
Wouldn’t it be crazy if the elixir of immortality turn out to be the taco bell fire sauce? That would neatly explain why he survived
Full circle.
🤔😯
Uh, huh…cayenne will keep u alive. Uh, uh, uh, uh…Stayin’ Aliiiive!
The nicknames for the statue are hilarious
Better idea: give the elixir to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.