Meanwhile… The Transient Anus
Meanwhile… meet the magical jellyfish-like creature with a disappearing anus.
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Wow… I can’t even get peanuts on delta…
Joseph Marsh ⭕️⭕️⭕️❤️❤️⭕️⭕️
Their cookies are good though
That’s for practical reasons. What sucks is that on several American airlines you have to purchase snacks period. No pretzels, no nothing. It makes me wonder where all the money goes.
@Joseph Marsh: Surely you can… but only after security drags you off the airplane.
I miss the Mooch.
*THE M O O C H ! !*
Why? Have you run out of toilet paper?
Yeah, miss him in a pathological sort of way. Like a 3rd degree burn that’s healing sort of way.
Front-stabber!
Love the ‘meanwhile’ segment. 😉😄
its all the rage
Anything but Trump is a genuine relief, well done as usual, Mr.Colbert. Transient anus? I thought that pretty well described Trump though, it moves from his but to his face, no? Same result either way, imho.
+Lumby1 it fills the hole where his heart should have been.. 😏😞
Yeah cuz honestly I don’t want to hear about Trump anymore 💯😩
Total T ooku
That pilot should be promoted! Oh wait, he’s Canadian…GOD BLESS CANADA and THE CANADIANS!
+Austin : sending Trudeau to the US would increase the honesty in US and Canadian politics.
Lumby1 I do live in America
abuaimen28 you lost me.
Floris-Jan van der Meulen 100% agreed. I’d take Trudeau over Trump any day.
+Hi There Ugh, ikr
And there I was thinking that Chump was the transient anus.
I saw his mouth for sure
he is
transient anuses? his supporters.
stuart cole, Not nearly transient enough, in my opinion. The asshole will probably still be grabbing pussies in a nursing home in his dotage, if he doesn’t have a heart attack or stroke, anger tweeting on the can. Die like Elvis with a cellphone, I pray.
Lumby1 we live in hope.
Walmart greeters, the disabled and senior citizens who smiled at me as I rushed past them in a hurry with nary a glance… I’m a terrible human being.
No, the Waltons are terrible, greedy human beings who sell stuff as cheaply as they are able legally. You obviously have better morals, you felt guilty. I don’t think they are capable of that.
+Ivares Kesner Dog?
Ur not terrible…the fact that u feel terrible shows that you are not terrible. If u get what I mean.
yanks are ALL terrible human beings.
Well at least you are not the President…
*Transient Anus* – my new band name.
It’s a password no one would guess!!
DAMN, beat me to it.
Add an umlaut: Transient Änus
+Jim’s videos I thought Pile Driver toured with them.
Better be grindcore
I showed my dog the segment about the the mystery pooch that ran in the race. It just looked at me as it farted. I wish it had a transient anus.
When you’re at work your dog does that on your pillow.
They can be so ungrateful at times.
lol
TheReal008Zulu — That was a great short story. You’ve got literary talents and should do more of that. 😉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love you Stephen you’re an angel sent from Heaven. Lol
That explains why heaven is so boring now, unless one can find where George Carlin is hiding out (probably he’s wearing a robe and a long beard and sitting on a throne somewhere….)
No heaven, no angels. Delusion to the back please
“Garbage can that is my segment” well good thing I’m a racoon.
The Walmart story is a little more detailed than that. Technically, it isn’t getting rid of greeters, but changing the job description to make it a more physically demanding position. Unfortunately, the new requirements will result in many elderly and disabled Walmart employees losing their jobs.
Yes, this is why I hate self-checkout so much. I would be fine if they did it so that employees have more time to stock and clean, but they didn’t. They did it to cut hours and get rid of workers.
It feels weird ‘like’ing this, because I think it should be seen, but it’s horrifying
retnavybrat, Not unfortunate for the Walton family, they have $163.2 billion dollars, and they are so tight they squeak when they walk. You think they care about their employees, beyond what profits them? I don’t. Who needs 163.2 billion dollars? For what? A little more detailed, right.
+R McElhaney That would be more expensive than part time greeters, and they already have RFID tags and alarms, the cops would arrive before you left the parking lot. I could see them go the Costco route and charge to get in, but hiring any humans? There are cheaper ways, and Walmart likes cheaper ways, as long as the money rolls in.
You mean Walmart want to get more bang for their buck from their slave labor.
A stray dog entered himself in a dog sled race. Balto… Is that you?
+Markle2k chances are they’re referring to the animated film of the same name
+Romantic Outlaw It was a tortured joke, but it was meant as a humorous comment on the reality of the legend. Balto got all the credit for crossing the city limits when Tojo did the majority of the work.
I would have enjoyed the dog segment more if I didn’t know a bunch of dogs died our of exhaustion on that race this year. Poor things! And brave silly volunteer pooch!
Even the detail of the racers finding the stray near a lake somewhat fits, given that in the movies Balto lives in an old washed-up boat on some kind of (usually frozen) shoreline o_o
Cute pic of the dog in one of the news stories. Too bad Stephen didn’t have that.
I love how this “New Segment” is literally what his show used to be before Trump ran for president.
I mean he provides so much material and 🤨 is a political comedian.
Transient anus sounds like a South Park episode
🤨
Also sounds like the perfect name for a Grindcore Lite band, or mebbe an Anal Cunt cover band.
Sounds like King Missile’s follow-up song to Detachable P*nis.
rape protection, could be useful
Not Without My Anus.
Pretty good Bernie impression, Stephen has to get used to doing it. #Bernie2020
Seth’s Bernie is better, sound so alike, that i need to take a look at the screen
DragoKnight – No thanks.
He did it during the 2016 election, but he seemed to not take just how serious Bernie was about his candidacy (or for that matter, his supporters, some of whom Bernie probably thought took him more seriously than he takes himself & how dangerous that is).
aren’t the Walmart greeters often elderly ppl who might not be physically fit for a lot of jobs? this is not a good development.
+Bobby Norman
and a step away from caring about people.
+A. Neufeld nah man he started he was rude to me and forced my hand. All old people should be dead. Change my mind
They sometimes put themselves at risk when directed not to (checking bags for receipts). I can imagine this being one of the factors, as they do not work as loss prevention. Its a bad image for Walmart when the elderly get hurt on the job, at the entrance of their store. Walmart should pay for security but most do not. Therefore lots of people steal, and the older generations have a hard time just letting it go. So often you get the elderly, often not even Walmart employees stopping those people. Firing you greeters is no solution, they need security to solve this.
Usually Senior Citizens trying to supplement the pittance of Social Security Income. ($1200 month-not much wiggle room.)
+Jonathan Kimbrough I’ll just let growing up change your mind 🙄
I want that stray dog to win the Iditarod.
I immediately thought of Balto when I heard that headline
@Bronz Trooper …. definite Balto vibes happening there! <3
We all know the real reason that stray dog could run 30 miles without being on any team or any training is that its been surviving on Taco Bell sauce packs. That stuff is power!!
Who else is GENUINELY a fan of the *meanwhile* segment
I’m a fan of Meanwhile. But I’m not a fan of Stephen putting down Bernie Sanders on him being a Walmart greeter. He may have lost a few more viewers after that one! Stephen lost many Tulsi Gabbard fans back in January when he put her down with a remark.
+R McElhaney it just a joke man, I don’t think to man people really cared
+R McElhaney I think Bernie Sanders supporters know how to have a laugh.
When trump travels anywhere he’s the In-Transit Anus.
Anus is the operative word
“Transient anus” sounds like yet another excuse Trump came up with to avoid military service.
Ah now, I don’t often laugh out lough… – thank you!!! 🙂