Roy Moore & Jeff Sessions Cold Open – SNL

Roy Moore & Jeff Sessions Cold Open – SNL

Embattled Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore (Mikey Day) meets with Vice President Mike Pence (Beck Bennett) and Attorney General Jeff Sessions (Kate McKinnon).


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86 Responses

  1. Steven Hoshell says:

    Won’t you call the boss?
    β€œI’m not gonna call Vladimir Putin on this”
    Mike Pence🀣

  2. Hammad Ali says:

    The way I tell Beck Bennett’s portrayal of Putin and Pence apart is from Putin never wearing a shirt.

  3. John OBrien Gardener says:

    Sessions will simply legalize pedophilia.

    • Mark Miller says:

      well… they are from Alabama… both segregation and child molestation is a part of their white southern history

    • Joy Reed says:

      Alisin Chainz …Any one just grabs ladies by the pussy do not age discriminate.

    • It's Ya Girl, Jesus' Wife says:

      I lot of people have a misconception of what Alabama is like. We are not all into incest/rape/pedophilia/meth. That would be the whites living in the rural parts of Alabama.

      I live in the Huntsville, AL (Rocket City) and I am actually proud of my city when I compare it to cities like NYC, LA, Atlanta, Dallas, etc (places that are full of reprobates).

      I will not be voting for Roy Moore or anybody.. and I am a devout Christian. All politicians are corrupt.

    • Joy Reed says:

      Alisin Chainz …Girl I thought you was just up tight, but you got some mental issues. Your obsession with Hillary is just as bad as Trump obsession with Putin.

    • Ramit Inmah Ashol says:

      John OBrien Gardener You need to stop commenting you nigger

  4. Kbitch Kal says:

    Jeff sessions always cooking up nightmares for us all and popping up in the strangest of places πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • tecums3h says:

      I went to use the commode tonight and I swear he was looking up at me from the bowl! I was all *SCAT YOU SESSIONS! GET OUT OF MY PLUMBING!*
      He was down there where the doodies are with Kellyanne.

  5. Renato Costa says:

    Beck and Kate are always at their best at making parodies of republican members come to full life as both All Americans and Foreigner figures

  6. SourDoughBill says:

    Dresses like Woody from Toy Story and acts like Wooderson from Dazed and Confused… “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  7. Kbitch Kal says:

    And if your more creepy than Jeff you know something ain’t right πŸ˜‚

  8. John OBrien Gardener says:

    β€œ kidding is the term I use for dating young ladies β€œ.

  9. Vicki Bee says:

    LMFAO at that Jeff Sessions.

  10. Simon James says:

    Saw Jeff Sessions in the title and I was waiting for that moment when he would pop up. Once again Kate McKinnon killed it and did not disappoint! The opossum part killed me!

    • Joy Reed says:

      A E ….Losin up some It’s comedy. I know it’s hard to laugh at the worst mistake you made by voting for Trump. Hey we all make mistakes. Not many as dumb as that but you can be happy again. Laughter is good for the soul.

    • Raoul Fleckman says:

      I don’t know how she makes that Jeff Sessions face but it’s hilarious and painful to look at. I’m afraid she’ll get a cramp and it will freeze in that condition. lol Kate McKinnon is amazing.

    • Mad Rhino says:

      A E
      Two types of people voted for Orange Excrement: stupid, or evil. Which one are you?

    • TheRealGhost says:

      I just wanted to say that you should never give up on your dreams and that you should never give up hope. I have been doing youtube for over 2 years and I have almost 370+ subs, but the sub count doesn’t matter…. Well. To be honest, It does a little, but the best thing about youtube is having fun and doing what you love. So be sure you do that too and make your dreams become reality! No one should ever give up something that you love most!

      But I wanted to ask you if you could atleast give me a chance. That would mean the world to me and I won’t force you either. I just hope you have a Terrific day (q◕‿◕q)

    • bug man says:

      UP yours, Trumptard

  11. I inhale Poop says:

    Can’t we call the boss? No sorry we can’t call Vladimir Putin about this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  12. Caroline Musu Sackie says:

    This is way too funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • herbportillo33 says:

      tecums3h so sad how bad we beat u in election and liberal biased snl is all libtards have to dry their tearsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • tecums3h says:

      Hmmmmmm, Trump won the electoral college.
      He lost the popular vote by 3 million votes though. Just sayin’.

    • herbportillo33 says:

      tecums3h He won the presidency, bottomline, was smart enough to know u need to win electoral and actually visit Michigan and Wisconsin, just sayinπŸ˜‚

    • tecums3h says:

      herbportillo33 He won the process then just not by a majority. Hillary had 3 million more votes just not in the states that mattered. Thanks, I get it now.

    • herbportillo33 says:

      tecums3h took u long enough to get it, thats why youre called libtards. Economy, jobs, and stock market at record high, say thank you President Trump like a good patriotic citizenπŸ˜‚

  13. John OBrien Gardener says:

    Gerrymandering is how politicians molest the public.

    • John Hearn says:

      Well what changed? There is
      a gangster in the white house.
      He was a business associates of little Nicky in AC. Multiple bankruptcies.
      political appointees in question. His possible involvement in election scandal. Seriously how much
      more can the American people tolerate.

    • Sam Scholz says:

      Tell me how gerrymandering changes how people vote????? How it can change a persons actual vote????

    • Sam Scholz says:

      Harry ???? You know how gerrymandering started???? A democrat in Massachusetts. How I know someone is a dumbass. They say shit like this.

    • PepeTheFrog PepeTheFrog says:

      John OBrien Gardener gerrymandering is used on both sides… Honestly democrats just because it isn’t how you like it, it doesn’t mean you have to blame it on the republicans or Trump all the time.

  14. Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice says:

    The *irony*
    Trump was voted despite all the sexual harassment allegations and tape of him clearly being inappropriate..
    with the justifications such as “But will it affect my taxes, national security..”

    • lonestr1 says:

      John Smith Hillary was running for president not Bill dude.

    • Adam Greenan says:

      Drewski5217 Republicans hold women to a much higher standard. Rich White Racists just have to show up to get a pass.

    • Mad Rhino says:

      “with the justifications such as “But will it affect my taxes, national security..””
      “Some call it treason.”

    • Victor Hinojos says:

      Morals are what we impose on people we don’t like.

    • Chunkboi says:

      John Smith Clinton was a womanizer, but what got him was perjury about a consensual act, and at least Clinton did his duty as president. πŸ’©, on the other hand, committed sexual assault and rape, clearly nonconsensual, is still at large, and fails to do his duty as president.

  15. Hammad Ali says:

    At this point I cannot understand how someone who doesn’t have special interest with Donald Trump is still supporting him and his administration.

  16. The Trucking Beard says:

    What’s the return policy on Alabama? Can we set it on the curb and put a ‘free stuff’ listing on Craigslist?

  17. Donny's safe space says:

    (R) = Rapist

    • Sam Bailor says:

      Are you a retard bud?

    • lobsterbobable says:

      At what point do you have to say”Yes it’s Cristian behavior? Moore’s brother justifies paedophilia with a bible story. Slave owners justified owning other people using the bible. Inquisitors justified every kind of torture using the bible. Murderers justified burning people to death using the bible. How many ‘holy wars” justified in the name of a hateful god will it take for you to say Christianity is evil and a blight on humanity? When you say Christian what does it mean? Talk is cheap, behavior tells who you are.

    • tpsu129 says:

      I didn’t know Bill Clinton was a Republican.

    • Mad Rhino says:

      James 1:19
      How about Donald J Trump = traitor. Good enough for you, stupid?

    • Ramit Inmah Ashol says:

      Donny’s safe space (D) = Dumbass, Dorky, Dickhead, Dimwitted

  18. Jan Itor says:

    Best wishes future self
    November 11, 2017
    Bernie 2020

  19. Randy H says:

    I’m Alabama, but you suh, are too Alabama” 🀣

  20. Goinggoinggone123 says:

    GOP: Grabby Old Perverts

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