The Road To The White House Has Gotten Lumpy

The Road To The White House Has Gotten Lumpy

The Ted-mentum might slow to a crawl now that he has to campaign to a bunch of elitists with New York values.

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20 Responses

  1. Duskears says:

    Ted Cruz looks like one of those muppet goblins from Labyrinth.

  2. NS1973 says:

    If Sanders gets the DNC nod, it’d be funny as hell if the GOP chose Ron
    Paul as their candidate. It’d put almost everyone in a quandary. “Which
    experienced, politically dystopian, old, radical white dude do we choose?”

  3. Sunil Jain says:

    Voldemort would be a better president than Trump would for sure! At least
    he will only half bloods.

  4. GildaLee27 says:

    Hi Republicrats! We’re all really looking forward to the conventions. ;-D


  5. Ved Walker says:

    Wow, when you look at it, the Republicans are up in their armpits in crap!

  6. D Sharp says:

    @2:16 … nailed it!

  7. ChillChannel says:

    THIS IS SUCH A BULLSHIT!!! They are trying to steal the vote from Donald
    Trump! There’re like: “Yeah, fuck the voters… Who cares who the people
    want? We’re gonna nominate the one WE want with no FUCKING VOTES!!!!” This
    is NOT a Democracy, this is what they do in North Korea… You can not let
    this happen!

  8. LastSider says:

    They censor F. U.?
    As in the letter U? Damn… cbs is worse than my grandma.

  9. Ian Judge-Lord says:

    They not only bleeped out him saying “you”, but they blurred out the LETTER

  10. Sanu Lee says:


  11. Armin Reindl says:


  12. Submersed24 says:

    Kasich can still win. Everyone isnt viting for him for the simple fact
    people think noone is voting for him

  13. Jessica valli says:

    I bet they go to the covention and decide on Kaisich. That has been their
    strategy sense it went down to 2. Support cruise enough for both canadates
    to not have enough and then put a guy who has a real shot.

  14. A. LEO says:

    Get #BernieSanders in the show again!

  15. Zev Feitelson says:

    of course New York hate him he’s from New Jersey

  16. Dude Co. Studios says:

    How ’bout Newt?

  17. Sydd Linden says:

    They blurred the U… What? Why? That makes no sense. Guys, the F is
    indicative of the curse word here. If “you” is suddenly a curse word, man,
    do I need to tone down my language.

  18. LadyHashZ says:

    I’m confused on his democracy works. Clearly it doesn’t

  19. TheNhbWarrior says:

    I love how the scarecrow has gone from Jeb Bush to Marco Rubio now to John

  20. Sammi White says:

    CBS is shit