Tortilla Pizza – You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

Tortilla Pizza – You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich.
Use parchment paper or non stick spray.
Slap down a tortilla shell with intention.
Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness.
Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion.
Add various ingredients with indifference.
Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics.
Cool until you are out of danger.
Eat until the pizza is gone.

Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin

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20 Responses

  1. Thinygamer says:

    This made me sad 🙁

  2. Take 900 says:

    God DAMN it, I managed to hold my tears back during “Marley & Me’, but GOD DAMN Pimblokto’s raw self portrait with his owner opened the GOD DAMN floodgates. :'(

  3. Shawnstradamus says:

    Youre an awful person. The next episode you better reconcile with Penisdorito because you clearly hurt his feelings.

  4. Cthulhus Dream says:

    I’m mad that you made me sad for you holding 2 plastic gopher grabbers lol

  5. Rebekah Ayala says:

    Plz love me omg I want to get in ur pants

  6. Rishabh Parmar says:

    I hope onion dumps you for… that… robot

  7. Billy Kimber says:

    Bring pimblonko back or I’m unsubbing

  8. Murraay Murraay says:

    YOU ARE MEAN!!!!!

  9. Sean Dackary says:

    Careful YSAC, you’re starting to make quite the list of enemies…. First the eggs, and now this robot. If I were you, I would watch my back.

  10. DamagedOrange says:

    BRING PIMBLOKTO BACK. You suck at friendship.

  11. Hannah Mullings says:


  12. Emmett Del says:

    Yo boo I’m real curious about your opinion of stuffed crust

  13. aidan c. says:

    I know this is comedy
    I know this is staged
    I know this is acting

    I’m still sad anyway 🙁

  14. HoneyLust18 says:


  15. Jackie house says:

    Craig Morison’s college pizza masterpiece

    1 piece of white bread
    1 slice of kraft cheese product
    Garlic power
    Onion power

    Put ketchup on bread
    Put cheese on bread
    Put under broiler until cheese is melted and bread is toasty
    Lightly add powders to taste

    Legit so good. Idk why. Cheap. Delicious.

  16. SlackerKite says:

    The lore is surprisingly deep for a cooking show.

  17. Fluffy Unicorn says:

    this was extremly funny

  18. AzNH31sT13 says:

    is this a #hurtbae thing lol

  19. Layqa S. says:

    GODDAMNIT EVEN THE LUGGAGE WAS SAD FOR LEAVING. Look at his little luggage face hm :'(

  20. Pemblokto says:

    I wish I could still show you how to make pizza, but I do not have any friends or family to share it with.

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