Transcendental Granola – You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

Transcendental Granola – You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)


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Granola. It’s delicious.

Take 3 cups of oats.
Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like.
Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together.
With a teaspoon of vanilla extract.
And a teaspoon of sea salt.
Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir.
Then do that again after another ten minutes or so.
Keep an eye on it! When it’s cooked to an amount you think is good take it out.
It will get crispier as it cools down.
Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing.

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20 Responses

  1. Hannah Amarith says:

    reminds me of JP Sears! possible collaboration??

  2. Michael Campion says:

    Best one yet! haha

  3. mike wazowski says:

    Transgender granola now??????

  4. Justin Baldwin says:

    You didn’t tell me I sucked at cooking though….

  5. The Terror Of Youtube says:

    Who the f*** told Zenyatta to make granola?

  6. Exotica says:

    should I not shower for this process to make sure I’m giving the granola
    only positive vibes

  7. amanda cabrera says:

    you forgot to invoke the god/dess of your choosing

  8. TheCrook says:

    Good thing the local shaman is back in town from his trip

  9. Chock Cuevas says:

    your … body hair is robust..

  10. Zero For Conduct says:

    2:49 illuminati confrmd

  11. Logan White (INFJ) says:

    Oh shit! hahahah hilarious

  12. North Owl says:

    ctfu XDDDDDDDD the techniques are so true through thank you

  13. Wade Wilson says:

    I liked the parts with the Granola and the non physical realm.

  14. Strength Odyssey says:

    2:48 illuminati confirmed

  15. mrsjamat86 says:

    if I dont do exactly the way you did it. am I going to be abducted by a
    quadriplegic or am I going to hell and suffer tremendously for not
    following a simple direction that even a baby could do it.

  16. Annie Mama says:

    dying….???? subbed

  17. Chri F says:

    I gave negative vibes by accident and summon a granola demon. What do I do?

  18. John Null says:

    Do sushi next.

  19. Sinful Moon Grapes says:

    This is my favorite episode

  20. NeuTraL10001 says:

    what did i just watch …