Why the World’s Best Mathematicians Are Hoarding Chalk
Once upon a time, not long ago, the math world fell in love … with a chalk. But not just any chalk! This was Hagoromo: a Japanese brand so smooth, so perfect that some wondered if it was made from the tears of angels. Pencils down, please, as we tell the tale of a writing implement so irreplaceable, professors stockpiled it.
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Chalks needed for 10 to 15 years are calculated. ..
By the hagoromo chalk
It’s the only one who can save its species
-chalk goes missing-
Math Professor calls 911: SoMeOnE StoLe mY hAgOROm0
911: dOnT woRRy mAAm wE wiLL sAVe yOu
Growing up I had a keen interest in using chalk. It was something like an odd satisfaction. And I thought I was the only one so I kept quiet about it.
Then I see this video….. I could watch 10 of these a day.
Nobody:
Youtube: Want to see a mathematician hoarding chalk?
Stop it now.
Hahaha. I don’t understand youtube recommendations at all and why they are showing up in my one.
And you know what, I don’t even regret it lol
Yet here we are 😂😂😂
I was like… Why the heck Youtube is recommending me this video about chalk.
3mins later. Damn… that was fascinating thing to know.
Damn! You just watched a 3 minutes and 32 seconds ad and felt good about it.
I just assumed i got it because of all the numberphile and blackpen redpen stuff i’ve been digesting
1999: students trading with drugs.
Today: teachers trading with chalks.
🤣🤣
Drugs from 1999 shaped into chalk
They still selling the drugs though
I think you mean…
1999: students trading Pokémon Cards
Sniffing chalk dust.
They’re not ordinary teachers, they’re old mathematicians who’re willing to share valuable chalk with anyone
Listening to the professors about their chalk hoards is the best thing ever
Hagaromo Chalk is running out of business
Chemistry Scholars: Hold my conical flask
Erlennmyer?
😂😂😂
*Neslers reagent
I saw u somewhere bu
Lol
Hagoromo. The god of the shinobi world, and member of the otsotsuki clan.
Wrong anime lol
Ninshuu-lk
Except the unexpected
Finally somebody with a Naruto reference. I was almost beginning to lose hope.
Indeed. All things he makes are godly.
I’m kind of sad that blackboards are being replaced by whiteboards, because I really loved the sound of writing on a blackboard.
I don’t mind the sound of blackboards, but when my nails accidentally(or purposely) scratch on them… *shudders*
It’s the same feeling I get when I scratch cardboxes and papers. Not pleasant.
[Edit]
Apparently, even seeing pictures of fingernails on blackboards gives me the shiver. Doing the Maths, I’d say it almost equals to me saying “banish blackboards to the deepest abyss in the worls”.
I hate the sound and feel of chalk. Whiteboards are better.
The Goodly Dragon but also, throwing away markers that doesnt work anymore is not very eco friendly.
I hate the feeling when i make a crease on a paper. Yuck
Edit: whilst using my nails that is a bit touching my fingers
I love the feeling of writing on the blackboard with good chalk, now I really want to try Hagoromo chalk!
Investigation launched today in Japan, Hagoromo chalk was found to have a 20% formula of cocaine ! Math professors in rehab !
Teacher: Going back to the classroom.
Me: Playing 1 of his hagoromo chalk.
END OF THE WORLD
This makes me want to do math.
And buy a box of chalks…
Divya Nair same
Makes me want to smash the chalk into dust and then *sniff sniff* that shit right up my nostrils..
meth*
Thought you said meth at first.
I’m just waiting for the day I see a bunch of maths professor buying chalks from outsiders behind the school like some sort of drug deal
No one:
Literally no one:
J.K Rowling: Mathematicians have a very intense sexual relationship with chalk
You can’t have sexual relationship with chalk
MrPatriarch in russia, *_C H A L K_* have an intense sexual relationship with YOU
+MrPatriarch stop being so close minded
Millionaires: puts money/gold in their safe boxes
Mathematicians/Teachers: puts HAGAROMO chalks in a safe box inside another safe box that’s also inside another safe box.
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LMAO why did dude say you can only get it from Japan and you need a Japanese person to bring it back for you.
This explains some of the pitfalls of my life. I knew something was off. I’ve never used this chalk even one time. I’ve been robbed.
Great Big Story we really are all Mad scientists 🤪
+M did u even watch the whole vid? A new company bought their formulas and makes it as close as possible
+TechMage PlaysMC Dude, it’s just an ad and most probably they just made all this up.
I’m a math major and finally thought YouTube recommended something specific to me. Figures it’s just a randomly popular video shown to everyone.
It is
Teacher : Hey come up to do this Subtraction
Student *Uses Hagaromo Chalk and does wrong answer*
Teacher : *whispers to other students* genuis…