60 Seconds! REATOMIZED
60 Seconds had an update about 3 years ago so in my usual timely fashion I’m gonna be the first to the scene with all the new content!
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Edited By ► https://twitter.com/rad_r
And ► https://www.youtube.com/LixianTV
Awesome Games Playlist ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiDAf0LeFLFH8S83JWBjvtqE
Happy Outro ► https://soundcloud.com/hielia/minimusicman-crazy-la-paint
Timmy: I like space.
Mark: I will die for this child.
elon musk,most likely
@Jack Wrath dude this is not jacks channel, i think ur in the wrong place.
@Jack Wrath dude stop
Mark would love and adopt Hanako-kun for sure 😂
Mark: feeds the family when Timmy is out
Also Mark: why is Timmy hungry???
I love how Mark doesn’t feed the family for 6 days and then is surprised when everyone gets sick
This is something you don’t see everyday…
@Gay is yay cringe
@Lydia Hanger don’t think they are a bot, pretty sure they just said that to the maniac making fun of marks niece passing away.
@Randy the thot slayer No no. This is appropriate. Read the comment of the person the bot replied to and tell me they don’t deserve the religious spiel.
Lol yeah. But technically thats not why they got sick. The family can go max 10 days between eating. They got sick because Mark didn’t have any items that would help clean them, ie the bullets gas mask or the bug spray.
I’ve grown so used to Lixian’s editing that I can tell when he isn’t the one editing the video 🤣
The description makes it seem as though he at least edited it some lol
that’s funny lol
Timmy is just looking at Mark the whole time like “Dad, who is this man in the square?”
Good Ol’ YouTube comments никогда не стареет
More like, “dad, hey, why aren’t you feeding mommy while she’s sick?”
@Logan Roof Bruh you sound like a fortnite player
Wtf is up with the replies
“I’ve heard that you don’t need to feed them every day, but I won’t be doing that”
*feeds them once a week*
Mark: I nEeD theSe bUllEtS
Also Mark: Only has a broken gun.
I think the old lady who needs bullet is a replacement for either the old man from the first movie, or the pidgeons lady from the second one, and would have helped fight off the bandits.
He needs it to wash himself, apparently
I was thinking, what if the armed person used those bullets to shoot Timmy?
I feel like mark didn’t know this was one big home alone reference
@The Lady Blerd Tha- *that’s why they said you’re early.*
60 Seconds has a Home Alone reference so does that mean 60 Parsecs has a Star Wars reference?
@silvercandra 🤦🏿♀️ ….so, it’s one of the Home Alone references _in the video_ ( ref. 43:16 )
@C maybe he just laughed at the words out of context. I think if he knew he would have talked about it cause every quest and encounter was modeled after it
@The Lady Blerd Okay so… there are Home Lam´noe references in the vid… and you references those references… and then they said “You’re one month early”, because it’s november and Home Alone is a christmas movie… then you told them you said it because it was a reference, and then I tried to explain the you, that they were saying you’re early, because Home Alone is a christmas movie…
Do you understand what’s going on now?
*We’ve probably all seen the movie and know the references, the joke is just that it’s november.*
I like how Mark held on to his ammunition throughout the entire challenge even after the gun he had was broken.
He was probably thinking that he’ll get the gun fixed later on.
Might be handy lol
I love the home alone reference of the “I’m gonna pump your guts full of lead. 1, 2, 10.” and then harry and marv show up in the shelter. just incredible
Thank goodness I’m not the only one who noticed 😅
Also, the part where they called the bandits some _‘filthy animals!’_
When Timmy dies during Mark’s first attempt at the challenge, the bandits look similar to the ones in the movie as well!
Remember folks: Without Bob and Wade, Mark sucks at survival.