Everything Wrong With Free Guy In 18 Minutes Or Less
Outtakes are here: https://youtu.be/kCeiIULUhL4
Free Guy was a pretty delightful surprise in the hellscape that was 2021. But it still has sins, so we counted ’em.
Thursday: gambling sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie’s sins should we count next?
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Outtakes are here: https://youtu.be/kCeiIULUhL4
This is probably your worst video in recent memory. You must watch movies with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears to stretch out all these sins. At this point you’re just describing things and playing a “ding” WAV file after each sentence.
You missed the fact that the calendar in his apartment days count 1, 2, 3, 5. Where is the 4th of the month?
Wait what how is this trending
1:01 there’s no 4th 😂
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I was quite disappointed to learn that the movie was in fact, not free. Quite possible the biggest scam since the Never Ending Story
RIP Everquest
I watched it for free. 4 times now. 🤷♂️
Speak for yourself man. Working at a cinema has a benefit lol
I still feel betrayed to this point that Ip Man has NOTHING to do with computer networks …
It doesn’t say the movie is free, it says the guy is. I mean, it’s a funny joke but…
“This script feels like it was written by somebody who had to ask their kids what a Fortnite is.” I almost fell out of my chair lmfao
2 weeks.
Okay so? it’s still a good movie none the less.
Applies to the video even better than the movie!
0:25 Well Jeremy, you should go see E3 one of these days, where people absolutely lose their mind if the player character passes by a plant and it reacts instead of clipping through them. Only problem is, every single game is held to that standard, so time and manpower is allocated to silly stuff like a random NPC’s routine instead of actually make the game good.
@Ben Willis “Oblivion was doing a version of all NPCs having a basic routine in 2006” – But they weren’t constantly being rendered when the player isn’t around…. jfc you can even see it when you fast travel and render lag cause npc’s to pop into existence like you said, that wouldn’t happen if they existed constantly just living their lives. Tip about game rendering, if a player can’t see it, then it doesn’t exist…. it’s a waste of processing power.
@Samur/Aye I don’t know what distance you could be away from an NPC in Oblivion for them to keep doing things but if you tell me that if you’re out of sight they’re not doing anything, I’ll take your word. However, isn’t an MMO different? If a player can fly past his window at any moment, could his routine be taking place? The more important part of my comment is that Guy is supposed to be different and special: perhaps the other NPCs don’t exist when players are around but he does (and other NPCs also exist when he’s around)
@Ben Willis mmo’s generally work on the same principle, if no players are around, then nothing exists there, this is why things like terrain/object pop-in happens. The most modern ones use a kind of data streaming. … the world streams in (at the visual render limit) as you go. The most recent one that uses this I can think of is Star Citizen, 50 players on the server, if they are all on the same planet, then that’s technically the only planet that exists, in real time. Someone warps to another planet and that planet then exists, but just for them, until someone else enters the same area then it also exists for them. The same thing applies to a basic fantasy mmo, if no-one is near Bumfuque town, then Bumfuque town doesn’t exist. This is how devs “cheat” open world games so that they don’t melt your computer having to constantly process unnecessary rendering of landscapes and complicated npc routines. My PC doesn’t need to render what a million other players are upto across entire world size maps, it just needs to render what’s on your screen.
I hope this makes sense. If not, the best example I could give would be behind the scenes look at Horizon Zero Dawn, they literally only render what’s directly in view…. the world behind the camera view point is literally just a white void, the world is rendered as the character moves around and turns.
ATOMIC SKIP.
Have you played Skyrim? NPCs in Skyrim follow daily routines, they pop in after fast travel, but otherwise, for example there’s this Khajit Caravan that circles the map, they’re always there, and manually walk the whole map in like a circle. Yeah.
@Wublic Indecency Exactly
@Lex Ruptor Yeah, carry out their routines while rendered. Guy, inside an isolated location, logically wouldn’t be rendered in most video game world rules. It’s like someone being inside their home in a hold, or being outside of Whiterun. Once you open Whiterun’s gates, the people inside spawn. Otherwise they aren’t actually there. So why isn’t Guy? That’s his argument.
” they’re always there, and manually walk the whole map in like a circle” – no they don’t because the map is never fully loaded. Only what you see is actually being rendered. Doesn’t anybody know how rendering works?
@Amethyst There is a game called ARK Survival evolved, I guess you would consider the dinosaurs NPC, where you can do a “no hibernation” command and they will all stay spawned in whether you are nearby or not.
@gameing They are rendering only what you see, but that doesn’t mean anything. The routine is followed, the code is there.
From the NPC character’s point of view, they are always there doing what they do. So yeah, it is process.
If you walk out of the town, but leave a dragon or vampires behind, but don’t see it, someone will still get killed. When you return, you’ll see bodies.
In Free Guy, he might not be rendered 24/7, but the code is there. The code of his room is there, code of everything around him is.
And it’s more advanced. The idea is that players can visit even NPC’s bedroom. It’s all there. Him being an AI, he’s just more aware of it, builds up a memory.
Imagine thinking a port-a-potty is a Doctor Who Easter egg and giving a sin despite no actual TARDIS being anywhere in that shot. Even if there was a Police Box there that doesn’t mean it’s an intentional Doctor Who reference, Police Boxes were a real thing and do actually appear in other places besides Doctor Who.
Apparently you missed the part where he said “what a waste”. It was a joke.
Damn, you beat me to it.
I was hoping someone would make the comment so I wouldn’t have to. Thank you
That’s the joke fool
Tell this to Th3Birdman. Knowing him, he’d sin the hell out of Jeremy.
The only thing I’m disappointed in is that they didn’t get Hugh Jackman to play Ryan’s “better version”… Such a missed opportunity….
yeah but if they did that the writing on deadpool 3 would just appear lazy and not so meta…
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@Magie Ma do they really think this works on people?
@NotUsingMyName you say that as if the writing in Deadpool 1 and 2 wasn’t already lazy as fuck.
Jeff Bridges would have been even better
We’re definitely gonna gloss over the fact Keys said to Millie about kissing “There’s not a button for that.” But proceeds to kiss Guy herself later.
There’s not a button but most likely a back or mod
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@Charles Morse bro why would you click on that
That’s the biggest flaw I noticed
He calls Taika Hitler yet still hasn’t sinned Jojo Rabbit….
Cinemasins noticeably avoids historical and war movies, likely because they’d probably find themselves sinning actual people or actual events
@Party Poison ah, that makes sense
Interestingly, regarding the whole “daily lives that the player will never see”. While it is not actively simulated in world, one of the goals of the Quanta system in Star Citizen does include a baseline simulation of NPCs “daily routines” so to speak, happening in the background. NPCs who spawn in the world and interact with a player actually will retain their personality traits and defining characteristics. NPCs will travel the galaxy performing their tasks and impact the overall world and economy simulation. While it is true that their model and specific AI behaviors will not be simulated until a player comes within a specific range of them, to some extent, they will exist and have a “life” that includes activities with other NPCs that will shape them. Entire scenarios with, for instance, a cargo hauler getting hijacked by pirates will be able to play out without any player being within range of that happening.
Also, it’s a fairly big plot point that the backend simulation of the game in the movie was built on a “life simulator” seeking to produce a true AI, so the idea that these NPCs would have daily lives being actively simulated actually makes perfect sense within the film’s narrative.
That game came out yet?
@GHOSTLY_MOSTLY ish? It is still alpha, but is fully playable with some game loops implemented (at least partially) and others not yet implemented.
Right now the 3.15 patch is in open PTU testing (open to all backers) and should release within the week, which fundamentally changes health and healing (adding medical gameplay tier 0), as well as a major overhaul to how inventory works (items are no longer stored in an infinite bag of holding from wherever you are, and are now tied to a location, so you have to go to that location to access it.
This means that if your ship blows up, the inventory in that ship is “lost” though apparently it will now drop a crate with that inventory in it, so you (or another player) can get that inventory back if you can make it back to where the ship was. Likewise, if you die, you have to get back to your corpse to recover your stuff (or other players can loot it as well).
In 3.14 they updated the last planet in the current Stanton system to be more than just a sphere with a texture. A gas giant planet that is actual volumetric clouds, and a floating city, and is, quite frankly, breathtaking to visit (and will destroy your graphics card). With 3.15.1 they are bringing the planetary cloud tech used for Crusader to the planet Microtech, and improving performance of the volumetric clouds. Honestly, SC’s planets are the best in the industry. They are amazing places, and they are still working on improving them with things like rivers and roads, etc…
Like in my OP, they are working on the backend quanta simulation, and have kicked off work on “server meshing” which will ultimately mean a higher player cap per “server” and better server performance, but that is still a bit out.
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