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Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Bright In 15 Minutes Or Less An awful lot of people have watched Netflix’s new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured… why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we’d live to regret. Thursday: Sins that aren’t…

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Everything Wrong With Bee Movie In 15 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Bee Movie In 15 Minutes Or Less During the animation boom of the mid-2000’s, Jerry Seinfeld himself concocted a movie idea, wrote the script, and voiced the main character. And somehow, against all odds, that movie ended up being utterly terrible. Here are the sins of Bee Movie. And no, we didn’t…

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Everything Wrong With The Amityville Horror (1979)

Everything Wrong With The Amityville Horror (1979) Once upon a time, they made a third remake of The Amityville Horror. In anticipation of that, we wrote sins scripts for the first two. Then they delayed the new one for, like, years and we just sat on the scripts waiting. Then they dumped that new remake…

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Everything Wrong With Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Everything Wrong With Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Just in time for The Last Jedi, and only a year after you began requesting it… we finally have the sins of Rogue One. And there are plenty. Maybe more sins than midichlorians in this movie. Thursday: Sins of a 90’s adventure. Remember, no movie is…

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Everything Wrong With E.T. the Extra Terrestrial

Everything Wrong With E.T. the Extra Terrestrial Yes. Yes we did. Next week: Sins of a 2016 sci-fi film & sins of a 90’s adventure. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?! Podcast: http://soundcloud.com/cinemasins Sins Video Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-v4c4is-w&list=PLMWfZxj1nTkQBy4AeRGG4xH5d2IIApNPj Tweet us: http://twitter.com/cinemasins Reddit with us: http://reddit.com/r/cinemasins Tumble us: http://cinema-sins.tumblr.com Call…

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Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Homecoming

Everything Wrong With Spider-Man: Homecoming Spider-Man Homecoming was a nice surprise, capturing the spirit of the character as well or better than any previous film. We loved it. And so, of course, we were compelled to sin it. Thursday: Get your pitchforks ready as we go after a classic. Remember, no movie is without sin!…

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Everything Wrong With Arrival In 16 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Arrival In 16 Minutes Or Less Arrival was easily one of the best films of 2016, and all of us at CinemaSins just loved it. That being said… no movie is without sin. So… Thursday: Something terrible from 2017. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?!…

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Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less Here’s a movie that most people, including us, found super enjoyable. And yet… sins and stuff. We gotta do what we gotta do. Next week: Two 2017 movies get sinned. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?! Podcast: http://soundcloud.com/cinemasins…

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Everything Wrong With Daddy’s Home In 14 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Daddy’s Home In 14 Minutes Or Less Well last week we sinned Bad Moms and called it one of the laziest comedies ever. Then comes along this piece of crap. I guess you laugh at this movie… if you’ve lost the ability to groan. Next week: Recent action sins. Remember, no movie…

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Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Get started snacking healthy today: http://naturebox.com/cinemasins In honor of Marvel’s Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio’s most-fun franchise… Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it’s not a terrible…