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Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Baby Driver In 14 Minutes Or Less Here’s a movie that most people, including us, found super enjoyable. And yet… sins and stuff. We gotta do what we gotta do. Next week: Two 2017 movies get sinned. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?! Podcast: http://soundcloud.com/cinemasins…

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Everything Wrong With Daddy’s Home In 14 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Daddy’s Home In 14 Minutes Or Less Well last week we sinned Bad Moms and called it one of the laziest comedies ever. Then comes along this piece of crap. I guess you laugh at this movie… if you’ve lost the ability to groan. Next week: Recent action sins. Remember, no movie…

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Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Everything Wrong With Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Get started snacking healthy today: http://naturebox.com/cinemasins In honor of Marvel’s Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio’s most-fun franchise… Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it’s not a terrible…

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Everything Wrong With Scream 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Scream 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less It’s October, which means we sin more horror films than usual, and for giggles we went back to Scream 2. And it’s basically a museum-worthy example of how to sin your way through a sequel. Next Week: sins of a sucky 2017 “action” film, &…

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Everything Wrong With The LEGO Batman Movie

Everything Wrong With The LEGO Batman Movie Start snacking healthy today: http://naturebox.com/cinemasins (promo code: SINS) Even LEGO movies have sins. This one is no different. I mean, what kind of a monster microwaves lobster in the shell?!?! REMINDER: September, as is our tradition, is a 50% vacation. We’ll have one video per week, then back…

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Everything Wrong With The Boss Baby In15 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With The Boss Baby In15 Minutes Or Less Get started snacking with NATUREBOX today: http://naturebox.com/cinemasins Seems like every year we get several half-assed animated movies with famous voice-actors. This is yet another of them. I don’t care if it made money, it’s certainly not good! Boss Baby is sinful, yo! Thursday: Over-the-top sins.…

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Everything Wrong With The Power Rangers (2017)

Everything Wrong With The Power Rangers (2017) Some people love this movie, some people don’t. But everyone can agree the Krispy Kreme product placement was hilariously over the top. Here are the sins of 2017’s The Power Rangers. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins should we expose next?! Podcast: http://soundcloud.com/cinemasins Sins Video…

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Everything Wrong With The Nut Job In 11 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With The Nut Job In 11 Minutes Or Less Apparently this short-ass movie that is terrible made enough money that The Nut Job 2 is hitting theaters soon. Un-freakin’-believable. This is a train wreck, and we’ve got the sins to prove it! Next week: Something 2017 action, & something 2017 action. Remember, no…

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Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures… and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I’m not. You’re not. Let’s run down its sins, shall we? Thursday:…

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Everything Wrong With Men In Black In 16 Minutes Or Less

Everything Wrong With Men In Black In 16 Minutes Or Less In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome. Next week: 2 ridiculous action movies about 10 years apart. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie’s sins…