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How was this a day ago if you just posted this-
get these goblins outta here
Kurt was so traumatized by the goblin movie that he has an insatiable hunger to kill them now.
I watched the Goblin movie after his review of it. I feel like it will be ingrained in my brain forever.
@MelI was tempted, but I’m scared
@jessmtnz it watched the movie its not worth it
@jessmtnz You should be! I advise to watch it with other people.
In all honesty, it gave a a great laugh and was so bad it was hilarious and fun.
G O B L I N 😈😈😈😈
I’m actually laughing so hard at the way the wolf says “the moon goddess gave us another 💁♀️”
still better than somehow palpatine returned
15:09
like what was that line delivery
The moon goddess gave us another *eye roll*
@Boomerang swings both waysAvatar 🤝
The line “My alpha, I came as soon as I heard.” has no business being so funny 😭
Especially because the only instances I can think of I which one adresses someones Title with “my” are My lady or Mein Führer 😭😭😭
i GUARANTEE that exact dialogue is in an omegaverse fanfiction somewhere out there
The Trojan horse being deemed medieval is so funny but also imagining Achilles with a flip phone has me ROLLLINNGGGG
He just calls Patroclus and tells him his mother kidnaped him and pat is like “oh ok lit I’ll be there in 2 days” HSKSHSKSB
🥸 I know I was like wait 💀
There would be a whole ass chapter about all the ringtones and games his phone has similar to how the book goes on and on about his shield.
I can imagine Achilles flipping open his phone fruityly to answer💅
Achilles texting Patroclus: Hey bbygirl, I talked to my mom, and she said she can’t see us in the cave, yk what that means 🫦👨❤️💋👨
my partner and I TRIED to watch this and genuinely couldn’t finish it. we were ecstatic to learn that Kurtis watched it for us
what were you doing trying to watch it anyways LMAO 😭
Having Kurt go through a whole fandom confused af really put into perspective how terrible werewolf fanfics are 😭😭💀💀
Bc I’m just like yea that’s all normal
Right! That’s what I was thinking 😂😭
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Yeah same. I was like “this feels like a pretty generic werewolf AU to me” 😅
This is literally like if a wattpad fic was turned into a movie made entirely of tiktoks that all had minute long ads in between
I swear they probably plagiarised a random omegaverase fic and because they are so many and they are all so similar it will be impossible to find the exact one they copied
That’s what’s on my mind too when I heard how the movies here were titled.
no wayyyy ive actually read this exact plot and i actually think the names are the same aswell lol
Im signing up right now, time to drop my CSGO and League of legends career and neglect family to watch reelshorts rather than tiktoks, yay saved my life and brought my grandma back to cook me my last dinner before i can ascend into god tier gamer ty ong frfr bout to hit this fadded higher than a blickys bruh blicky spinners bruh bennjomansss bruh gettin in dat i wanna get in dat im an alpha and i appove this massage higher than to moon baby get in dat cypto asap made banks
I remember reading a fic with this exact same title and plot
As a Wattpad girl from middle school to late highschool, this whole situation is hilarious and horrifying. Watching someone who wasn’t part of this nightmare of a time is really eye opening to how insane we were
Fr 🫣 this still has nothing on the hat fic though lmao. I wonder what the writer of that is doing now 🤔
@Aimée Wilsonoh god bro you really had to mention the hat fic 😭😭 triggered my fight or flight
As a CURRENT Wattpad girl, this is hilarious and horrifying lmao
I love Kurtis trying to explain straight omegaverse as if no one has ever heard of it before. Idk if that makes me more embarrassed or amused.
“straight omegaverse” 💀💀💀💀💀
Idk, I don’t know ANYTHING about straight omegaverse.. I thought it had the same lore as homo omegaverse tbh
I mean I have zero concept of the “omegaverse” except pathetic guys who call people alpha and beta lol
@Elle Blair That’s manosphere crap, unrelated. Omegaverse is furry shit for people who hate furries.