SEC Shorts – Teams think their seasons are definitely dead
SEC Shorts – Teams think their seasons are definitely dead
After just finishing up week 2 of the college football season, several SEC teams are already convinced their seasons are toast. Several teams show up to the house of Death to offer themselves up to the grim reaper who eventually comes for us all.
Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that Death was kind enough to put out such a nice little spread for his guests?
Unexpected ones at that.
A charcuterie board!
Who knew he had such a nice living room too and a flat screen TV!
The grim reaper has nothing on the grind of an SEC schedule.
“This attempt at making fun of Alabama was brought to you…” had me rolling 😂😂😂
Me too.😅
Gold. Pure, unadulterated Eli Gold.
It didn’t have the Tide rolling I’ll tell you that.
That was fantastic!
Well played, Renasant!
When Georgia opened the door, being undefeated, ranked #1, starts complaining and being scared, that was classic “SEC Shorts”. I look forward to seeing SEC Shorts almost as much as watching the games.
bc, as a uga fan, we’ve seen the Bobo era before and it was a snoozefest
@Amy Smith’s Sports and Makeup And we are forever divorced from Hope.
Mike Bobo is always a threat.
…to Georgia.
@Amy Smith’s Sports and Makeup other than the FACT under Bobo and a much worse offense, he had the highest points per game average than any OC in Georgia history under Richt.
@Socioromanticism averaging over 40 ppg under Richt is hardly a threat, and that was with much less talent.
Vanderbilt has twice as many wins as Alabama.
Ouch.
And the same number of losses but to ahem, Wake Forest, not Texas.
@Robert DWake Forest ain’t that bad. They’re going to win the National Championship Game against [checks NCAA Football Script for 2023 season] Jacksonville State.
@Joey Crittenden That will be interesting since Wake is an FBS school and Jax St. is an FCS school.
You just gotta give Jimbo more time, get his system installed, get his players on campus.
This is his 6th season!
Is it really? 6? Oh Wow. 😂🤣😂
I died right there! 🤣🤣
Has it really been 5 already
Is it almost promise note time for him?
Is it been 6 for really?
It’s crazy how these dudes literally never miss. With one day turnaround time. It continues to amaze me
They’ve got to start brainstorming immediately after the games lol
@B H from interviews, they said they brainstorming during the games, write all Saturday night, and film/edit on Sunday. It’s *still* insane how they manage to do it every week, though.
@Saul Speaks Hope is always my favorite character
I’ve actually started watching these game’s thinking “I wonder what SEC shorts and Matt Mitchell is going to do with THIS”😂😂😂
Yeah love them both. We need more crossovers
Word.
Where is the Buff??? I need a return of the Buff!
Especially, Matt Mitchell.😅
@hotohori69 The Buff escaped!
Glad to see some of the big boys take it on the chin as it allowed Vandy to escape this week without the typical but deserved potshots. I love these skits, they are so creative.
As a Georgia fan, I busted out laughing when I saw Georgia at Death’s doorstep complaining about Mike Bobo and Georgia’s offensive line just to have Death slam the door in his face!😂
As a fellow Dawgs fan, I find it a bit disconcerting that the Dawgs haven’t scored in the first quarter.
So what. We score 31 in the 2nd qrtr
@Rccr Dawgs0-0 at the end of the 1st against bad competition means being down 17-3 to Tennessee at halftime.
Sure, they were blowouts in the end. But having 2 or 3 poosessions with your *first team offense* against _Ball State_ and not scoring a point is inexcusable.
So yes, I am the Georgia fan at Death’s door. I am the joke. I accept this. I went to therapy, but I am not fully healed.
@Socioromanticism down 17-3 to this pitiful TN offense? HAHAHA. Thanks for the morning laugh
Tennesse hasn’t showed us anything to be afraid of. You must have not watched the Austin Peay game lol. They looked much worse than us through two quarters @Socioromanticism . If their offense couldn’t score on us last year, this downgraded version doesnt scare me
I love how when Florida shows up he’s just like “Yeah yeah come on in!” like he’s seen this too many times before with them 😂
At least she didn’t say, “Burn it all!”
Gator’s defense was not struggling against the HS team they played though… so thought SEC shorts could’ve done a lot better why they are terrible.