This Unhinged 90’s Movie Should Not Exist
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Found a movie called The Kid With X-Ray Eyes and it’s even worse than you can imagine. Sorry!
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I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video
i hardly know her? i hardly know her💀
I hardly know her jokes? I hardly know her!
@Bully peter NOT THE AIR FRYER VIDEO IM CRYINGHDHDH
Kurtis conner? I hardly know her 💀 💀
it would be a week long video
Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie
Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis
https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU
The most amusing thing about this ‘movie’ is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It’s like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.
@yeswhy not just advertise the video for what it actually is? Maybe post a picture of the finished food on Pinterest with a link to the YouTube video showing people how to make it? Trying to deceive people isn’t going to get you a loyal audience or any fame. The only “success” you’ll get is views from people who don’t actually care about the video who you tricked into watching it. It just doesn’t make sense. you and everyone else who does that is lame as hell
Uncle Chuck’s shirt also magically changes colour when he grows titties.
I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.
Here is the full Clip : when I met kurtis
https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU
Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!
Yeah and you can see through sand to go beachcombing but you can’t see through walls and not everybody’s naked doesn’t make much sense does it.
@Bully peterspamming links isn’t going to make people enjoy your content
yeah like seeing through sand?? Don’t think so
And sometimes you see through gun metal.
Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years
But has he mastered *Fushigi?*
@The Ringed Jewel thank you so much!! ^^
I love your profile pic!
@Inumaru45 Barbie fairytopia 🙂
@Avery12345:D Brooks that would’ve been a perfect pun how did I miss that 😭
kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!
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That bit with Jacob absolutely killed me! I knew it was coming and I still died 💀💀😂😂
@Phoenix Rose fr
Jacob is a treasure
It’s funny how the dad, played by the legendary Robert Carradine, basically committed SA with the goggles, because I was just sitting here thinking about how, as a Gen Xer, I’ll always know him as Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds…a movie in which he r*pes a girl by pretending to be her boyfriend wearing a mask in a darkened room. And it’s so crazy because when I saw that scene as a kid, it never occurred to me how messed up it was lol. Looking back it’s like WTF?! Like, Revenge of the Nerds, in our house, was basically a “family movie”. Just…damn.
@Caidalee Just rewatched Overboard and my parents tried to explain how it’s romantic, even if it started (and continued) with deception.
And yet, in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, when Faith and Buffy body-swap, and Faith has seggs with Buffy’s boyfriend using Buffy’s body, the boyfriend gets blamed for “cheating” on Buffy, rather than blaming Faith for r’ping the boyfriend.
@Caidalee To be fair, my parents thought that I shouldn’t watch some cartoons with guns in it, because it would desensitize me. Looking back, the regular movies were sometimes much worse than anything else, especially when they were (supposed to be) funny
My parents don’t really like watching their favorite childhood movies with me because I call out the rapey and super misogynistic scenes.
Such classics as:
“Ew, that girl is passed out and a bunch of sweaty dudes are high-fiving each other and encouraging that guy to feel her up? That’s disgusting!”
“This is literally a r*pe scene. We’re watching a r*pe scene right now.”
“This is supposed to be romantic? She just traded in her entire personality for a girlfriend title. If he didn’t like her for who she was, it wasn’t really love.”
“So because it’s a guy getting r*ped, it’s supposed to be funny? Ew.”
Lots of “just watch the movie” retorts. I know, I’m a lot of fun at parties.
Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot
I have Been waiting so long for this :
https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU
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