Trying DISGUSTING TikTok Recipes
Trying DISGUSTING TikTok Recipes
My esophagus is rated E for Everything.
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Outro Music: ‘honey jam’ lofi aesthetic music by massobeats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGMQbVfYVmI
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we the viewers appreciate the noble sacrifice you have made to your mental stability for our entertainment , ribbit ribbit my dude
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salute
Ribbit ribbit 😔❤😊
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ribbit ribbit
I literally screamed in horror when she blended the dry pasta, showed my Italian mother the clip, to which she just softly in shock went “vergongnosa…” hearin her say she was making pasta from scratch actually left me shaking. I didn’t think I could actually feel like, offended, but that day has arrived. Thank you for your service Chef Cali 😂❤
Yes, for shame!
As an non-Italian, I still had to pause and process what was happening. Like…why bother either A) buying pre-made pasta to blend or B) just not make it from scratch?
the blended pasta genuinely hurt my Italian heart. like, its not THAT HARD to make pasta from scratch!
Her sweater sleeves bother me. It’s as bad as people who wear their hear down in the kitchen.
FunkyFrogBait Is uncool, im way cooler dude 💀
I love that she accidentally learned how to cook from at least one fetish channel without noticing
I was wondering
Their pronouns are they/them
judging by the similar formats these all have, I wouldn’t put it past the idea that all of these are secretly fetish channels 😭
Personally, the food not wasted by testing the recipes with one person viewed by thousands; is better than a hundred making their own slices of devils spawn! You’re an amazing creator!
Slice of devil’s spawn😂
The TikToker repeatedly saying “yummy” sounded like she was trying to convince herself more than anyone else
I’m rocking back and forth in a fetal position whispering yummy over and over after seeing that tbh
As someone who went to culinary school I can safely say this is the deadliest of food sins… May Gordon Ramsey have mercy on your soul
We all know that’s not true. Gordon Ramsey has no mercy.
As much as I appreciate you testing out these abominations for us all. Can we all agree that the makers of the recipes need to be stopped for the sake of digestion
Yep. I agree
CIAs gonna be getting a Cooking Intelligence Agency subdivision to stop these war crimes xD
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Pretty sure it’s either a kink, or rage bait.
For the record, you can just use regular all-purpose flour with the eggs to make homemade noodles. No need to sacrifice dry spaghetti unless you just really need to hear those sweet blender grinds.
Honestly that extra pointless step has me confused. It is literally easier to make fresh pasta if you want that. You buy pre-made pasta to REDUCE your prep time, since most people can’t dedicate lots of time to cooking.
That one had me confused. Perhaps they like the taste of the dry pasta better but then why not just cook it from the pack? Was it the extra thickness? Dry pasta is pretty much just semolina which can be bought in flour form from your local grocery store and it’s most likely cheaper since you aren’t paying for the extra process of turning it into pasta. The extra step of ruining your blender is completely and wholly unnecessary.
Thx, Now I can torture chickpeas and use their ground-up innards to make pasta! 😀
The fact that Funkyfrogbait channel went from 97k subscribers to almost 1 million in just a few months is something they deserve for making our days better when struggling.
Edit: WAKE UP EVERYONE. THE LEGEND REACHED 1 MILLION!!!!
@Ville nice
I’m watching this and it’s 999k right now, I’m really shocked, that was fast as hell
Wait what?!
*Scrolls up* WAIT WHAT
YO SHES AT 1M RN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can only imagine the shock and horror the Italian viewers must’ve felt when they saw that pasta getting shredded 😮
My great grandpa was Italian and I’m pretty sure his ghost was screaming in horror while I was watching this.
Everything in this video made me rethink my life decisions up to now, plus I’m not hungry anymore. Also, I lost 10 years of my lifespan.